Introductory Antimemetics
Junior Researcher Kim's been working for the Foundation for all of four hours and he feels pulverised, as if an anvil were dropped on his head in that first introductory lecture. It's lunchtime, and…
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Everyone Knows
"How many people does the Foundation employ" David Wilford was a member of a small men’s club in a small town in West Virginia. Well, they…
Rate My Director
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Joey Fucknuts Builds a Flying Machine
It made sense to him that there had to be something up there that he couldn't see. The sky was the biggest thing he was aware of. He was…
The Foundation Fails To Pass A Budget
we budget in the dark so u can spend in the light
Excerpts from Training Seminars for Lesser Known Foundation Careers
Next slide, Gertrude.
Traffic Resumes
"So, have you got everything down? The previous crew should be arriving in half an hour."
Joey Fucknuts Takes to the Skies
The sound of metal pealed like church bells throughout the small town of Vulture Gulch.
Chairs
I am no longer convinced these are normal chairs.
The 12 Days of Site 87's Christmas
The 12 Days of Site-87's Christmas, by Wolf Expert.
Dr. Cimmerian Hits Reply All
Happy holidays to you and ours on behalf of everyone on the O5 Command.
Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't."
"Afternoon, everyone. Have a seat. Get a cup of coffee and a muffin. Also, a reminder: the Seminar Rooms are a weapons-free zone. Please…
Funerals Are Fun
My brother Ross died a week ago in a freak accident involving a slow loris. Turns out, they're related to monkeys, and poisonous. Who knew?…
Urban Legends
Don't talk to me about no fuckin' urban legends. Jesus, in our line o' work, you'd think you'd know better.
Death Perception
"Come on," Nanku said. "Wear the costume!"
Log of Anomalous Ducks
Note: Following Incident F-19██ and the recovery of SCP-1356, Research Sector 27's Carson Live Animal Research Facility was charged with…
Joey Makes a New Friend
“Hey.”
In His Own Image: Interlude 3
July 5, 2004:
Reality Check
Item #: [pending] / SCP-XXXX
These 5 Colleges are the Best for Learning Dark Powers! Number 1 Will SHOCK You!
Ever since the SCP Foundation royally screwed the pooch, the world has learned the truth about dark magic and evil memes! And if you're…
The Powers That Bark
Sarah Hughes had been the commanding officer and de facto mother of Mobile Task Force Tau-5 "Samsara" for five years now, but every visit…
Tales of the Foundation Force Five
The following are excerpts from the comic book series "The Foundation Force Five". Investigations into the publishing company, "Super…
A Modest Proposal for A Revised Anomaly Classification System
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Not My Sloths, Not My Pit
Site-87: Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin, United States of America
Are We Gentrified Yet?
ADULT CONTENT
A Trip Down Memory Lane
Crunch. Crunch. Cheerfully trampling the path of paint-speckled gravel, John Dupin smiled. He'd long since learned to relish the minor…
Fandation
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Hugo Hijinks
She reflected on the struggle of being an art student on the west coast without a job. Art supplies were plentiful enough with their…
Pony Posting is Now Banned at Site-19
Containment is Magic
HOGSLICE Makes A Friend
Ew wtf. An Android?
Property Values
I'm real sorry about all of this.
Corruption Within The Clown Industry: A Controversial Opinion by Bambousio Starswinger
Clowns, where do I start? If you are a licensed clown breeder like myself you may be familiar with the heated debates within the clown…
wowwee go kill ursefl
“They signed waivers.”
Sun (Sister) and Moon (Champion)
A darkness lay against the stars, from one point of view, only visible in the void as a gap in its pinprick curtain. A being of black and…
Seven Days With Mr. Fish
A knock on the containment chamber door alerted Mr. Fish that his quarters were next to be cleaned. He sat up on his bed and set down his…
Masquerade's End
WAK3UPSH33PL3 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:06:22 #12766349
The Last Things Dr. Darryl Loyd Ever Did, in Chronological Order
Some things to remember:
Keeping it Chill With Your Homies Down at The SCP Foundation
Doctor Henry Ozid: Alright, Michael, here's that video we made for the public… public image restoration campaign. Now, I'm gonna have to…
Date Night
Alvarez knocked on the open door and stepped into the office.
Reservoir Skips
No. Memory is at a premium. Unnecessary conversations unwarranted.
CryogenChaos' Comment Tales
Over the years, I, CryogenChaos, have posted several short supplements to tales and forum threads in the form of comments on said articles…
Ho
"Is he pissed off?" Amelia Torosyan cocked her head to one side and considered the disembodied thing in the mirror. "Because he looks…
Unstoppable
D-2172 squinted one eye and then the other, trying to figure out which one had the least amount of sleep gunk stuck in the corners. When…
Aromantic Abatement
Alscher-Adler-Gott had fallen on hard times.
Multi-U 101
Hello, everyone. My name is Doctor Trevor Bailey, I’m head of the Department of Extra-Universal Affairs, and this is the Introduction…
Site-81 Community Cookbook
The Site-81 Community Cookbook!
Your Call Is Important To Us
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The Lamest Story Never Told
Site-43: Lambton County, Ontario, Canada Director's Office
Empty Unmarked Grave
>run fmc.exe -t Foundation Mail Client (Text Only Mode) >chkbox You have 1 new message. You have 5739 old messages. >readmsg new…
10:30 A.M.
Okay people, sit your asses down and shut your pie holes. I’ve got places to go and people more important than you to see, because I happen…
Flamingos
Note: The following audio transcripts were recovered from an audio listening device found installed inside the home telephone of Arthur…
HOGSLICE vs bones
bluntfiend: so yeah. bluntfiend: ill see you guys later, im gonna go smoke a fat one. juliachildenthusiast: Later, Jude. Take it easy.
Chowderclef
Darkness loomed over the streets of Night City, the shadows casting long shadows over the cracked asphalt pavement, the city's dark…
Dr. Cimmerian Is No Longer Allowed To Use Temporal Anomalies In Order To Travel Back in Time So He Can Kill Hitler
Dr. Kondraki materialized inside Hitler's bunker wearing a full SS uniform and carrying a Walther P38. He pulled the gun out of the holster…
The Trainee Gets Trolled
The Trainee Gets Trolled
If You Don't Know the Words
Site-87: Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin, United States of America
Site-87 Orientation: FAQ
…and with that, ladies and gents, we've reached my favorite portion of the annual Site-87 orientation: the FAQ section. We've gotten a lot…
Secure, Cafe, Parlor
SecureCafeParlor
The Martinet Effect
"I don't get it."
The Red Horse (The Ironic Metaphor)
And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they…
Your Very Last SCP!
hello yes
Waffling About
Clef's dreams were shattered when his alarm decided to scream in his face. His eyes cracked open as a lazy hand fumbled to turn off the…
I am Become DEET, Destroyer of Worlds
Alright, try it again. Focus on our pot, and try to move us somewhere else.
SCP-173 — An Anartistic Analysis of the Industrial-Biological-Sculptural Contradiction
"Why Does SCP-173 Shit?"
Voice of Vanguard
Voice of Vanguard
Du's On First?
Security Footage, Replication Studies Office, Site-43 11 October 2024
SCP 9000 CONTEST VERY OFFICIALE
SCP9000CONTESTHUB DO NOT RELEASE TO PUBLIC UNTIL 8/22 @ 11:59 PM EST
Successful Cooperation And Partnership
That was where I hung up.
All I Know is that I Know Pizza
by PlaguePJP
The First Occult Flame War
The First Occult Flame War
Moon Champion's Cinco de Mayo Extravaganza
A bright streak illuminated the darkening autumn sky over Boring, Oregon. Though the citizens were no strangers to the weird, a fiery…
GOC, or that guy with a gun fetish
It was O5-10's first day, and he was nervous.
Joy to the World
Doctor Johanna Rose Garrison leaned back in her chair, one last click extinguishing the computer's light. That was it. The last of the…
Eldritch Application
The man behind the desk watched as the cosmic horror before him paced back and forth, ranting what could only be described as its head off.…
Bugs in the Process
Then there's the matter of the entomology department, over-budget for the fifth straight year. Not the most flattering statistic,…
Containment Breach The Musical
When we first discovered a way to pull webpages from alternate timelines, this was not what we expected to find. Merry Christmas and happy…
Addendum: SCP-173 Containment Procedures Update
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All Alone on a Friday Morning
06:58, Cafeteria 07:23, Cafeteria 07:48, Third Floor Lounge 09:32, Executive Wing Offices 10:42, Site-17 Hallways 11:23, Humanoid Common…
Excerpts From "How To Survive When Reality Doesn't", by Alto Clef
So do I just start speaking or – Oh yeah, I see the text on the screen. Delete last sentence. Crap. Okay, I’ll just dictate now and edit it…
Routine Psychological Evaluations By Dr Glass
The following are excerpts from psychological evaluations performed by Dr. Simon Glass on Foundation personnel
GARLIC NEWS REPORT
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Now watch and learn, here's the deal...
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Freaky Commodities II: Freak Harder
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Overheard At Deer
Those Twisted Pines Hub » Overheard At Deer
Alex Thorley's Christmas Special
“But if the courses be departed from, the ends will change. Say it is thus with what you show me!”
9. Mr. Clumsy
Dear Diary
Brökkën Güd
For the cultists of the Church of the Broken God, a long wait was over. After hundreds of years of painstakingly searching, they had…
Attack of the Keter Skeeters!
The date is April 2nd, 2012. The place: the quaint town of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin. Observe.
Good Morning Anomalies
The following transcript is a live recording of the June 3rd, 2019 broadcast of "Good Morning America", and is provided for public…
Asmodeus
My journey starts in Boring, Oregon, the least boring city in America.
SCP Foundation: The Movie
**BEGIN LOG**