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I woke up in this place not understanding what was going on. I do not know who I am or where I am... Somehow I know English and Belarusian sideways, but I can't speak. I woke up in a strange attic, it's very dusty and dirty, but it didn't scare me. Next to me I found an old touch-screen phone of the brand "Samsung Galaxy S 5.0", at least that's what it says on the box, as well as a camera "Genius 4 X Digital Zoom | G-Shot P611" Taking this set, I went down from the attic, it was a small shed in which there was little to do to see if I was lighting my way with a flash from a camera, because there was little charge on the phone.
When I went outside, I saw... Nothing, it was a large courtyard with trees, as well as small outbuildings. I tried to call people, but to no avail. Turning on the phone, I found a connection and 3G, there was YouTube and TikTok on the phone, as well as a Google account. I do not know what to do, I am very hungry and I am scared. I'm really scared, it's like I'm being watched. I will try to contact people but, in the meantime, I will try to upload photos to TikTok or YouTube so that I will be noticed. I really hope that at least someone will look at these records and track my location, EVEN THE FUCKING GPS DOESN'T WORK! I'M HUNGRY, IT'S LIKE I HAVEN'T EATEN IN DAYS!

My name is... I don't remember, I can't remember.

Эту запись я нашёл в одном треде на Реддит, если честно это похоже на какюу--то шутку... Я думал бы так и дальше, если бы не прикреплённая фотография. Я не знаю как выкладывать фотографии на этом форуме так что я попросту оставлю ссылку. Я не знаю как сделать пост с обсуждением так что... Сделаю пожалуй так.
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