Introductory Antimemetics
Junior Researcher Kim's been working for the Foundation for all of four hours and he feels pulverised, as if an anvil were dropped on his head in that first introductory lecture. It's lunchtime, and…
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Introductory Antimemetics
Junior Researcher Kim's been working for the Foundation for all of four hours and he feels pulverised, as if an anvil were dropped on his…
Your Last First Day
Previously
We Need To Talk About Fifty-Five
"Can I smoke?"
Everyone Knows
"How many people does the Foundation employ" David Wilford was a member of a small men’s club in a small town in West Virginia. Well, they…
Wild Light
Previously
Unforgettable, That's What You Are
"El, it's finished."
Fresh Hell
There's another conglomeration of severed fingers in the last room, coating the room's interior like the innards of an exploded elephant.…
CASE COLOURLESS GREEN
Item #: SCP-3125
Substation 9
cthulahoop 02/02/16 (Tue) 15:09:17 #08740178
Where Have You Been All My Life
Who the fuck infiltrates a senior Foundation official's home, while they're home?
Document Recovered From The Marianas Trench
I need to write this down, because I forget things sometimes, and I think what I heard today was important. Not to me, the time for me or…
The Little Robot that Could
But something was not right here.
Immemorial
"Ms. Wheeler! Ms. Wheeler!"
Blood/Brain
Previously
Tombstone
Previously
Orientation
Welcome to yer orientation. I am Agent Max Lombardi. I am your instructor, on account that my leg is broken and someone in Personnel hates…
Ojai
Foundation Agent George Barsin is monolithic: nearly two metres tall and rectangular-shouldered, like a Bruce Timm cartoon. He is bald,…
Ará Orún
Previously
The List Of Wonders
The Beller walked through the Waste, leaving no tracks.
Rate My Director
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Joey Fucknuts Builds a Flying Machine
It made sense to him that there had to be something up there that he couldn't see. The sky was the biggest thing he was aware of. He was…
Ethics Committee Orientation
Good afternoon, Doctor. Sit down. Your schedule has been cleared. Do not attempt to leave the room until you are told that this session is…
The Foundation Fails To Pass A Budget
we budget in the dark so u can spend in the light
Excerpts from Training Seminars for Lesser Known Foundation Careers
Next slide, Gertrude.
PSA: Cognitohazards and You!
Agent Mills shut the door to the SUV with a quiet thunk under the light of a full moon. The lights to the house were on, which was a good…
I stared into the face of everything and nothing and made it back alive
Three months after his partner's disappearance, the first thing Draven Kondraki received was a Foundation Star sent to their residence, and…
Stare
"ORDERS," the Integrator asked.
Nobody Knows
Well, shit.
Revenants
There is a gun in his hands. AR-15 automatic rifle (his mind supplies automatically), standard issue for new Agents or emergency armament,…
Traffic Resumes
"So, have you got everything down? The previous crew should be arriving in half an hour."
A Wandsman in the Court of the Hanged King
Where aphotic seas do deny, Reflections of a xanthous sky,
Joey Fucknuts Takes to the Skies
The sound of metal pealed like church bells throughout the small town of Vulture Gulch.
Clockwork Time
The Fabergé bastard was raging. Tools flew, doors slammed, the walls and floorboards rattled. Through it all, he loosed a stream of…
Chairs
I am no longer convinced these are normal chairs.
Unthreaded
Previously
Hanging On The Telephone
TITLE OF PREVIOUS
The Significant Others, Part "A"
6:49 AM
The Young Man
Nobody could like Corporal Lawrence. That's not to say that nobody tried, or that he was somehow unfriendly, merely that he was one of…
Sparks Of Creativity
I
CASE HATE RED
If Adam Wheeler gave it some thought, or if someone were to prompt him with the right questions, he could put words around the fact that…
Pila
Dr. Ronald Stimson sighed softly to himself, going deeper and deeper into the facility. The heavy briefcase chained to his arm made him…
Atzak I
As you lie sleeping-
HEDVIG'S HERESY
The Empress stepped cautiously into the throne room. It was deafeningly silent, and every tap of her fuladh feet against the marble floor…
Do You Remember Funerals?
A hundred-or-so years ago Dr. Emily Young sat in her office in the back of Site-2718, and quietly deleted files while the world screamed…
The 12 Days of Site 87's Christmas
The 12 Days of Site-87's Christmas, by Wolf Expert.
Champions Of Nothing
Previously
Family Disclosure Protocol
Jeremiah Cimmerian, Phillip Foster, Jeffery Jacobs
Thrice
Note: This tale is based on SCP-1440, and it is better read after reading that article.
The Nuclear Option
"You are standing on top of an atomic bomb."
Capone
“Believe me, William; I know many people have reacted the same way. Fear is a more common reaction to the unknown than you’d think,” Dr.…
Six Letters Addressed to the SCP Foundation (and One Letter Home)
Found in SCP-2118's cell.
Learning Shit
Hey, everyone. I'm Agent Bibs. If you really have a hard-on for being formal, call me Mister Bibs. I don't, so if you call me Mister Bibs,…
Joey Fucknuts Believes In Himself
He had a hard time accepting that he had managed to get into the sky. His brain, already on the frayed and overheating side simply because…
Last Meetings
As he placed the last of his possessions in a box, an elderly man with a walnut cane gave one last look around the room. His name was Dr.…
ALERT! LOCKDOWN INITIATED!
« HUB | Part I: ALERT! LOCKDOWN INITIATED! | Part II | Part III | Part IV | Part V »
Simple Sketches
Researcher Conwell stood over the restraint table. SCP-1360 stared back. Its white plastic eyes seemed emotionless as it followed Conwell’s…
How to Summon A God (Safely)
1. A Promise Why would a god try to help a mere mortal? Because they have something the god wants. You must have something the entity…
His Name
The second he opened his eyes, his heart sank.
SCUTTLE
Incident #: 20██011300███
The Significant Others, Part "B"
5:53 PM
A Bitch
Greetings KT_Elstrom (Dr. Karen T. Elstrom, Chief, Administration and Oversight)
Operation "Camp Granada"
The attached document packet is classified:
Quiet Days
It was over.
Of Multiverses and Dandelion Wine
The problem is, one of the first things you do when you make dandelion wine is throw away the flowers.
Alexandria Burning
The end began with the supervolcano.
Dr. Cimmerian Hits Reply All
Happy holidays to you and ours on behalf of everyone on the O5 Command.
Beasts of the Old Letters
When I first discovered this wondrous land, I could scarcely believe everything before me. The spiraling and floating mountains that…
An Anthropological Approach to Sarkicism - Case Study 01: The Vaśńa of Sarvi
Case Study 01: The Vaśńa of Sarvi | Study 02: The Divoši of Prague >>
Nadox and the Mekhanite
Credit to Perelka_L.
Treats
I would like to here again state that 106 is not, as is commonly believed, a basic predator, on par with an advanced shark. SCP-106 is a…
Person of Interest File #2273/01
Some comfort may be found in the shadow of the Machine Goddess, our Broken Salvation
Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't."
"Afternoon, everyone. Have a seat. Get a cup of coffee and a muffin. Also, a reminder: the Seminar Rooms are a weapons-free zone. Please…
Requiem For Ice Spider
Requiem For Ice Spider by LORDXVNV
Funerals Are Fun
My brother Ross died a week ago in a freak accident involving a slow loris. Turns out, they're related to monkeys, and poisonous. Who knew?…
You Can Check Out Any Time You Want...
Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin Anomalous Incidents Records 911 Call made on 18/10/2017 from the Pyramid Inn, Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin to Douglas…
An Anthropological Approach to Sarkicism - Case Study 02: The Divoši of Prague
<< Case Study 01: The Vaśńa of Sarvi | Case Study 02: The Divoši of Prague | Study 03: The Darkwater Lodge >>
Log Of Anomalous Items, Vol I
The SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items which are simply too useless to merit further attention. This document…
Lord Blackwood in the Land of the Unclean
December 25th, 1875:
Not Fade Away
I reach up for the next rung, which groans in response to the unexpected weight, before snapping off entirely. I manage to catch myself at…
Dance The Danse
Halloween is a special time in Sloth's Pit. It is the time that creatures of the night walk in the day, and the legends of the world dance.
Epitaph
Dr. Iceberg wove his way down the hall on a makeshift I.V. crutch, with Dr. Gears limping alongside. Most of the security teams and…