Introductory Antimemetics
Junior Researcher Kim's been working for the Foundation for all of four hours and he feels pulverised, as if an anvil were dropped on his head in that first introductory lecture. It's lunchtime, and…
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Everyone Knows
"How many people does the Foundation employ" David Wilford was a member of a small men’s club in a small town in West Virginia. Well, they…
Rate My Director
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Joey Fucknuts Builds a Flying Machine
It made sense to him that there had to be something up there that he couldn't see. The sky was the biggest thing he was aware of. He was…
The Foundation Fails To Pass A Budget
we budget in the dark so u can spend in the light
Excerpts from Training Seminars for Lesser Known Foundation Careers
Next slide, Gertrude.
Traffic Resumes
"So, have you got everything down? The previous crew should be arriving in half an hour."
Joey Fucknuts Takes to the Skies
The sound of metal pealed like church bells throughout the small town of Vulture Gulch.
Chairs
I am no longer convinced these are normal chairs.
The 12 Days of Site 87's Christmas
The 12 Days of Site-87's Christmas, by Wolf Expert.
Dr. Cimmerian Hits Reply All
Happy holidays to you and ours on behalf of everyone on the O5 Command.
Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't."
"Afternoon, everyone. Have a seat. Get a cup of coffee and a muffin. Also, a reminder: the Seminar Rooms are a weapons-free zone. Please…
Funerals Are Fun
My brother Ross died a week ago in a freak accident involving a slow loris. Turns out, they're related to monkeys, and poisonous. Who knew?…
Urban Legends
Don't talk to me about no fuckin' urban legends. Jesus, in our line o' work, you'd think you'd know better.
Death Perception
"Come on," Nanku said. "Wear the costume!"
Log of Anomalous Ducks
Note: Following Incident F-19██ and the recovery of SCP-1356, Research Sector 27's Carson Live Animal Research Facility was charged with…
Joey Makes a New Friend
“Hey.”
In His Own Image: Interlude 3
July 5, 2004:
Reality Check
Item #: [pending] / SCP-XXXX
These 5 Colleges are the Best for Learning Dark Powers! Number 1 Will SHOCK You!
Ever since the SCP Foundation royally screwed the pooch, the world has learned the truth about dark magic and evil memes! And if you're…
The Powers That Bark
Sarah Hughes had been the commanding officer and de facto mother of Mobile Task Force Tau-5 "Samsara" for five years now, but every visit…
Tales of the Foundation Force Five
The following are excerpts from the comic book series "The Foundation Force Five". Investigations into the publishing company, "Super…
A Modest Proposal for A Revised Anomaly Classification System
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Not My Sloths, Not My Pit
Site-87: Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin, United States of America
Are We Gentrified Yet?
ADULT CONTENT
A Trip Down Memory Lane
Crunch. Crunch. Cheerfully trampling the path of paint-speckled gravel, John Dupin smiled. He'd long since learned to relish the minor…
Fandation
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Hugo Hijinks
She reflected on the struggle of being an art student on the west coast without a job. Art supplies were plentiful enough with their…
Pony Posting is Now Banned at Site-19
Containment is Magic
HOGSLICE Makes A Friend
Ew wtf. An Android?
Property Values
I'm real sorry about all of this.
Corruption Within The Clown Industry: A Controversial Opinion by Bambousio Starswinger
Clowns, where do I start? If you are a licensed clown breeder like myself you may be familiar with the heated debates within the clown…
wowwee go kill ursefl
“They signed waivers.”
Sun (Sister) and Moon (Champion)
A darkness lay against the stars, from one point of view, only visible in the void as a gap in its pinprick curtain. A being of black and…
Seven Days With Mr. Fish
A knock on the containment chamber door alerted Mr. Fish that his quarters were next to be cleaned. He sat up on his bed and set down his…
Masquerade's End
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The Last Things Dr. Darryl Loyd Ever Did, in Chronological Order
Some things to remember:
Keeping it Chill With Your Homies Down at The SCP Foundation
Doctor Henry Ozid: Alright, Michael, here's that video we made for the public… public image restoration campaign. Now, I'm gonna have to…
Date Night
Alvarez knocked on the open door and stepped into the office.
Reservoir Skips
No. Memory is at a premium. Unnecessary conversations unwarranted.
CryogenChaos' Comment Tales
Over the years, I, CryogenChaos, have posted several short supplements to tales and forum threads in the form of comments on said articles…
Ho
"Is he pissed off?" Amelia Torosyan cocked her head to one side and considered the disembodied thing in the mirror. "Because he looks…
Unstoppable
D-2172 squinted one eye and then the other, trying to figure out which one had the least amount of sleep gunk stuck in the corners. When…
Aromantic Abatement
Alscher-Adler-Gott had fallen on hard times.
Multi-U 101
Hello, everyone. My name is Doctor Trevor Bailey, I’m head of the Department of Extra-Universal Affairs, and this is the Introduction…
Site-81 Community Cookbook
The Site-81 Community Cookbook!