Introductory Antimemetics
Junior Researcher Kim's been working for the Foundation for all of four hours and he feels pulverised, as if an anvil were dropped on his head in that first introductory lecture. It's lunchtime, and…
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Alligator Girl on Channel ASK-Y
I'm what you would call a lazy son of a bitch. There are only a few things in this world that would appeal to me, and the effort itself to…
U53RDV
Uploader's note: This story was originally written in Spanish, and has been translated (via Google) into English for the wiki's…
Interview with the Slenderman
Author's note: I found this account in a word document of my computer about three days ago. I don't remember writing it, but it certainly…
The Giant, Creepy-Ass-Hairless-Spooky monster
It was a normal evening.
Bloody Spongebob
I really like cartoons so one day i went on bay and bought a dvd of WWE Wrestlemania 2012 and it came and i watched it with my baby brother…
HELP ME MICKEY
It was your average trip to Disneyworld. Roller coasters, Merch, Events and etc but one of it was for 2013 movie night and i logged off my…
Disney's CARNAGE
Fail of the Month! This story was voted failpasta of the month in January 2024.
A Goofy Movie (Alternative Ending)
It was a nice autumn day and I was wondering why Disney keeps the Disney vault such a secret. I know that there is countless images of the…
MichaelLeroi vs Jeff the Killer
The stars of the hit YouTube show, Bad Creepypasta, were wrapping up another successful stream. It had been a lucrative evening. The…
Hi um i am having trouble posting. so heres my story.
Fail of the Month! This story was voted failpasta of the month in October 2023.
Fuck You, Charlie Brown
"Fuck You, Charlie Brown" is the title of a long-lost, never-aired Peanuts special.
Spongecry.avi
Remember those old SpongeBob episodes you used to watch in 1999 from season one? Well, recently a secret episode has been discovered from…
Monkey Cloning
You may have heard the old theory about "an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters could type the complete works…
The most clichéd pasta ever written in the history of Trollpastas, Creepypastas, Spinpastas, Crappypastas, and Shitpastas.exe
This page was written to include every single cliché listed here. A similar pasta, The most cliched pasta in the history of Creepypastas,…
Thomas and the Children
Ever hear of Thomas the tank engine? If you have been around little kids between the ages of two and around seven or so, I'm sure you have.…
I Can Fix This
"You can't fix this, you fucking moron!"
Charlie the Killer
Jeff is nearly 18 now and meeting Jane the Killer was a big thrill for him as she died a tragic death from 'falling down the stairs' but…
Treats of Insanity
This event has changed my life eternally. And not for the good.
Dig Dug
Fail of the Month! This story was voted failpasta of the month in June 2023.
BOB.EXE/Round 2
It's finally here... at long last... by unpopular demand... with too many ellipses... the official sequel that nobody asked for...
Sonic.exe: Vietnamese Crystal Edition
Hello everyone, I love like a new game, I'm a fan of both Sonic the Hedgehog, but I do not care to play the classics. I do not think before…
Minecraft AI Conspiracy The Second
Read this first: Minecraft AI Conspiracy
Minecraft AI Conspiracy
When I was nine years old, the things I loved most in life were Shrek and of course, Legos. So when Minecraft was released, it was like a…
Fudd.wmv
Back in its hay-day, Looney Tunes was a very popular show. With fame, comes a price. In the case of Hugh Harman, the creator of Looney…
Over the hedge 2
So one day, I was walking around some Walmart and I eyed upon one beautiful sight. It was Over The Hedge 2, a sequel to my absolute…
Shrek: Director's Cut
Let us go back to the year 2001. Remember Shrek? That film caused a lot of buzz and I happen to be a big fan of it myself. It recently…
Patrick's Leg
I was online a couple years ago at like around 1:00 AM looking up old SpongeBob episodes as I was a huge fan as a kid and the new episodes…
I Tried to Submit this Pasta to the Creepypasta Wiki but it was Rejected and it Made me sad because it was an ok Pasta
Chapter 31.3
Jeff the Killer, Hyper British Edition
Excerpt from a local Newspaper: OMINOUS UNKNOWN FOREIGNER IS STILL AT LARGE. After weeks of unexplained murders, the ominous foreign killer…
Kirby's Deadland
One day, in September of 2012, my parents were at work and I was home alone. I decided to take out an old game, Kirby's Return to…
BOB.EXE
I'm a LEGO maniac.
It's Your First Kiss, Charlie Brown
I'm sure everybody knows about Charlie Brown. If you haven't seen the program on television at some point, you have have caught the VHS…
Mario Kart 64: Driven
Growing up as a kid in the mid 90's, I was a Nintendo child through and through. Weekend upon weekend would go by as my brother and I…
Mario's Mistake
New Super Mario Bros. 2. A fun game, right? The excitement of collecting all of those coins, reaching the next milestone. Thankfully, I had…
Bob Ross
Before Bob Ross had a career television show, he shot his own home videos from his basement. This was even before he was in the Air Force.…
Aladdin is Dead
I did not write this. This was posted on the SOG wiki and was immediatly placed in the "48 Hours to Deletion" category. I'm not even sure…
Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Hour Lost Episode
YouTube video featuring this pasta.
Jeff the Potato
It has been two weeks since Jeff's incident. He now lives in a life filled with burning hatred, cruelty, and misery. He has killed his own…
DETH TRUMPET
YouTube video featuring this pasta.
Squidwardz Suicide
I just wanna start off by sayin if you want a answer all up in tha end, prepare ta be pissed tha fuck off. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!…
Garfield's Horrible Joy
I'm a pretty big fan of Garfield, you know the comic strip character that's a fat orange cat with black strips that loves lasagna. you…
Time-Travel Journal
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TROLLPASTA QUIZ
OKY SO DIS IS DA TROLPASTA QUIZ TO TETS UR TROLLPATA SURVIVIVAL SKILZ!!1!11!1!!1111DER AER TIN QUESHTUNS IN ALL AN ECH WON IZ WERTH 10…
The Chapters of Minecraft
THIS IS MY FIRST PASTA THIS IS JUST A STORY Chapter 1 Shore, In Minecraft i washed up shore. I got up and explored. I decided i needed to…
Fairly OddParents: Creep Dreams
I work at Nickelodeon Studios, and in 2008 I found a safe with a note that said "DO NOT WATCH" and I opened it up, and I found a VHS of…
A Meeting with AL-Qaida
The episode with Al-Qaida -Yes Mr. Officer said a calm Jimmy and left the room Ok here is a little info about what happened: Jimmy parents…
BEACH BOIS HIDDEN ALBUM; FROWN
Oky, so you're not going to believe this; but there's a album by the EACH BOYS called frown, which is a sequel to smile. unlike smile, only…
Spongebob Lost Episode: Spongebob's Fresh Start
Well, I know you won't believe this, but me and about five thousand other people all work at this one Nickelodeon Studio. And we got to…
The Destruction of Bikini Bottom
I was in 6th grade, and I was a big fan of SpongeBob. I had just gotten home from school, and tuned in to Nickelodeon. A bumper came on…
A Christmas Creepypasta
I don't hide the fact that I hate Christmas. Call me a proverbial Scrooge, insult me to no end, but every year I feel a dread greater than…
SpongecryII.avi
Well, it has only been two years since I viewed Spongecry.avi and I'm far from recovering from such a shock after viewing the clip. My…
K Y O K I
Apartment 4... on Electric Avenue in a small town called Decatur, lived a family of 7 if not more. In the very family everyone seemed to…
The Haunting Melody
It was a regular day, Charlie and his friends were at school.
Sassy Mama The Hungry Blood Lover
Hi! I'm Sassy Mama The Hungry Blood Lover.