Introductory Antimemetics
Junior Researcher Kim's been working for the Foundation for all of four hours and he feels pulverised, as if an anvil were dropped on his head in that first introductory lecture. It's lunchtime, and…
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Alligator Girl on Channel ASK-Y
I'm what you would call a lazy son of a bitch. There are only a few things in this world that would appeal to me, and the effort itself to…
U53RDV
Uploader's note: This story was originally written in Spanish, and has been translated (via Google) into English for the wiki's…
Interview with the Slenderman
Author's note: I found this account in a word document of my computer about three days ago. I don't remember writing it, but it certainly…
The Giant, Creepy-Ass-Hairless-Spooky monster
It was a normal evening.
Bloody Spongebob
I really like cartoons so one day i went on bay and bought a dvd of WWE Wrestlemania 2012 and it came and i watched it with my baby brother…
HELP ME MICKEY
It was your average trip to Disneyworld. Roller coasters, Merch, Events and etc but one of it was for 2013 movie night and i logged off my…
Disney's CARNAGE
Fail of the Month! This story was voted failpasta of the month in January 2024.
A Goofy Movie (Alternative Ending)
It was a nice autumn day and I was wondering why Disney keeps the Disney vault such a secret. I know that there is countless images of the…
MichaelLeroi vs Jeff the Killer
The stars of the hit YouTube show, Bad Creepypasta, were wrapping up another successful stream. It had been a lucrative evening. The…
Hi um i am having trouble posting. so heres my story.
Fail of the Month! This story was voted failpasta of the month in October 2023.
Fuck You, Charlie Brown
"Fuck You, Charlie Brown" is the title of a long-lost, never-aired Peanuts special.
Spongecry.avi
Remember those old SpongeBob episodes you used to watch in 1999 from season one? Well, recently a secret episode has been discovered from…
Monkey Cloning
You may have heard the old theory about "an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters could type the complete works…
The most clichéd pasta ever written in the history of Trollpastas, Creepypastas, Spinpastas, Crappypastas, and Shitpastas.exe
This page was written to include every single cliché listed here. A similar pasta, The most cliched pasta in the history of Creepypastas,…
Thomas and the Children
Ever hear of Thomas the tank engine? If you have been around little kids between the ages of two and around seven or so, I'm sure you have.…
I Can Fix This
"You can't fix this, you fucking moron!"
Charlie the Killer
Jeff is nearly 18 now and meeting Jane the Killer was a big thrill for him as she died a tragic death from 'falling down the stairs' but…
Treats of Insanity
This event has changed my life eternally. And not for the good.
Dig Dug
Fail of the Month! This story was voted failpasta of the month in June 2023.
BOB.EXE/Round 2
It's finally here... at long last... by unpopular demand... with too many ellipses... the official sequel that nobody asked for...
Sonic.exe: Vietnamese Crystal Edition
Hello everyone, I love like a new game, I'm a fan of both Sonic the Hedgehog, but I do not care to play the classics. I do not think before…
Minecraft AI Conspiracy The Second
Read this first: Minecraft AI Conspiracy
Minecraft AI Conspiracy
When I was nine years old, the things I loved most in life were Shrek and of course, Legos. So when Minecraft was released, it was like a…
Fudd.wmv
Back in its hay-day, Looney Tunes was a very popular show. With fame, comes a price. In the case of Hugh Harman, the creator of Looney…
Over the hedge 2
So one day, I was walking around some Walmart and I eyed upon one beautiful sight. It was Over The Hedge 2, a sequel to my absolute…
Shrek: Director's Cut
Let us go back to the year 2001. Remember Shrek? That film caused a lot of buzz and I happen to be a big fan of it myself. It recently…
Patrick's Leg
I was online a couple years ago at like around 1:00 AM looking up old SpongeBob episodes as I was a huge fan as a kid and the new episodes…