Introductory Antimemetics
Junior Researcher Kim's been working for the Foundation for all of four hours and he feels pulverised, as if an anvil were dropped on his head in that first introductory lecture. It's lunchtime, and…
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The Little Robot that Could
But something was not right here.
Rate My Director
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The Foundation Fails To Pass A Budget
we budget in the dark so u can spend in the light
Excerpts from Training Seminars for Lesser Known Foundation Careers
Next slide, Gertrude.
Hanging On The Telephone
TITLE OF PREVIOUS
The Significant Others, Part "A"
6:49 AM
The 12 Days of Site 87's Christmas
The 12 Days of Site-87's Christmas, by Wolf Expert.
Family Disclosure Protocol
Jeremiah Cimmerian, Phillip Foster, Jeffery Jacobs
Capone
“Believe me, William; I know many people have reacted the same way. Fear is a more common reaction to the unknown than you’d think,” Dr.…
Six Letters Addressed to the SCP Foundation (and One Letter Home)
Found in SCP-2118's cell.
Last Meetings
As he placed the last of his possessions in a box, an elderly man with a walnut cane gave one last look around the room. His name was Dr.…
The Significant Others, Part "B"
5:53 PM
A Bitch
Greetings KT_Elstrom (Dr. Karen T. Elstrom, Chief, Administration and Oversight)
Person of Interest File #2273/01
Some comfort may be found in the shadow of the Machine Goddess, our Broken Salvation
Requiem For Ice Spider
Requiem For Ice Spider by LORDXVNV
Epitaph
Dr. Iceberg wove his way down the hall on a makeshift I.V. crutch, with Dr. Gears limping alongside. Most of the security teams and…
Site-7: AIRGAP
A ROUNDERHOUSE Joint
Slice of Life
Tyrone, formerly D-23545, was rendered speechless by the sight of the ageing, ragged man standing across the counter from him. He looked…
3. Mr. Money
Hi there. My name is Mr. Money. Don't worry, I just need somebody to talk to. Seeing as it's just you and me on this bus, it might as well…
Death Perception
"Come on," Nanku said. "Wear the costume!"
In His Own Image: Interlude 3
July 5, 2004:
it is in your spirit or it is nowhere
When I was in Catholic school, my idol was another girl who ran a banned-book library out of her locker. Nothing super fancy, just her and…
Reality Check
Item #: [pending] / SCP-XXXX
Dissertation
"The Master of the Arts returns!"
These 5 Colleges are the Best for Learning Dark Powers! Number 1 Will SHOCK You!
Ever since the SCP Foundation royally screwed the pooch, the world has learned the truth about dark magic and evil memes! And if you're…
The Peculiar Case Of Custodian Woodworth and Dr. Bright
Well, this is the story of one Custodian Woodworth. Joe Woodworth — often called ‘Joe’ or just ’Custodian’ by the especially cold — cleaned…
Turn a New Page
Alai swiped her card again. The door remained closed. She frowned, biting her lip, and swiped the card again. Still nothing.
The Powers That Bark
Sarah Hughes had been the commanding officer and de facto mother of Mobile Task Force Tau-5 "Samsara" for five years now, but every visit…
Mementos
It was a simple, plain-looking door with the words "Archival Storage" on a faded plastic plate next to it. Some wag had put up a…
Grin and Bear It
Grin And Bear It || Anomalous Teens Against Trilobite Schemes »
The Truth Is Out There
Gilbert Buchs had a little game that he played in his free time lately: he sat in front of his computer, played one of his old New World…
On The Internet, Nobody Knows You're A Kaiju
On the internet, nobody knows you're a kaiju. Least of all yourself.
Halls of the Dead
Site-43: Lambton County, Ontario, Canada
Crying Over Coffee
Dr. Harold West rubbed his face and looked at his watch; it was both too early and too late for this. Before him, in a holding cell, sat an…
All Hallows'
October 1st, 2017
On the Same Page
Site-43: Lambton County, Ontario, Canada
No Good Deed
January 18th, 2020
Snakes And Ladders
A lot of people pass through Site-19.
Two Roads Diverge (The 3009-C Remix)
« Cafeteria Chat || Two Roads Diverge (The 3009-C Remix) || Coming Soon! »
Hugo Hijinks
She reflected on the struggle of being an art student on the west coast without a job. Art supplies were plentiful enough with their…
Pony Posting is Now Banned at Site-19
Containment is Magic
Foundation Missed Connections
During the last containment breach I was the researcher who got trapped under the falling debris. You were the black haired security guard…
Mind Over Matter
Site-43: Lambton County, Ontario, Canada
Friendly Conversation
Site-17's main cafeteria has always been pretty shitty, having never gotten the aesthetically pleasing finishing touches the other parts of…
Seven Days With Mr. Fish
A knock on the containment chamber door alerted Mr. Fish that his quarters were next to be cleaned. He sat up on his bed and set down his…
Harry Birthday
Site-43: Lambton County, Ontario, Canada
The Trouble With Amnestics
“Hey Draven?”
Keeping it Chill With Your Homies Down at The SCP Foundation
Doctor Henry Ozid: Alright, Michael, here's that video we made for the public… public image restoration campaign. Now, I'm gonna have to…
Beyond Repair
Site-43: Lambton County, Ontario, Canada
Roll Credits
October 31st 6:00 PM
Nacho Business
In the Foundation, you can't afford to pull punches. If you make an assumption, expect it to fly back in your face before you can say…
In His Own Image: Part 7
December 22, 1998:
I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die
Dr. Ralph Roget knocked on the door, shave-and-a-haircut style. It was the way he always knocked when he was a kid, coming with Mom to see…
Ho
"Is he pissed off?" Amelia Torosyan cocked her head to one side and considered the disembodied thing in the mirror. "Because he looks…
Atomic
Maria
A Very Bailey Christmas
Whenever he had nothing better to do, Tristan Bailey would look at a picture of his family that sat on his desk. In the picture, him,…
Here Today
Site-43: Lambton County, Ontario, Canada
On Reflection
Site-43: Lambton County, Ontario, Canada
Aromantic Abatement
Alscher-Adler-Gott had fallen on hard times.
Old Faces, New Foes
Eyes glued to a file, a cup of black coffee cooling rapidly in front of him, Dr. Dan ██████ was lost in another world — literally — until a…
Shadow of a Doubt
Technician Palmer yawned.
Leafers
A rust-covered forest green 1976 Dodge Dart pulled into the parking lot of S & C Plastics with a rattle and a shake. With many an…
Tuesday Has Been Canceled
This is your reminder that Tuesday, September 10th has been canceled. All activities which are scheduled for, intended for, or predicated…
Site-81 Community Cookbook
The Site-81 Community Cookbook!
Defence
The road ahead forked to either side. The black sedan which was pacing them turned right; Lyle turned right to follow it.
The Lamest Story Never Told
Site-43: Lambton County, Ontario, Canada Director's Office
Moonlighting
When Santosh was six years old, he found out that Santa Claus didn't exist. After writing his Christmas list, he told his parents about it,…
Maria
Hanging On The Telephone
Facing Forward
Facing Forward
The Trainee Gets Trolled
The Trainee Gets Trolled
Just Another Shop That Wasn't There
Michelson cigarettes advertised themselves as having a smoother, sweeter taste than the competition. Supposedly they had the…
About Deer College
Deer College is an institution of higher education in the occult arts and sciences.
Welcome to Site-43
Site-43 may have a place for everyone, but first days are still first days.
Reostiation
Dr. William Wallace Wettle wasn't stupid.
New Tricks (or: Youth Culture Killed My Dog)
In an unnamed garage in a facility that didn't exist, a dog was trying to repair a hydraulic servo.
Site-87 Orientation: FAQ
…and with that, ladies and gents, we've reached my favorite portion of the annual Site-87 orientation: the FAQ section. We've gotten a lot…
In His Own Image: Interlude 2
July 7, 2005:
The Martinet Effect
"I don't get it."
Rent-A-Catgirlfriend
A transmasc works at a catgirl maid cafe. As the noose around his neck tightens, he's left with one option: embracing the gifts of…
The Good Work
Content Warning: This tale contains scenes of institutional homophobia and transphobia.
RUN AWAY FOREVURRR
"You're shivering," he commented, thickly accented voice purring in her ear. She jumped, her shoulder knocking against his chin, and…