Introductory Antimemetics
Junior Researcher Kim's been working for the Foundation for all of four hours and he feels pulverised, as if an anvil were dropped on his head in that first introductory lecture. It's lunchtime, and…
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IPodders.net
Before the internet was neatly organized with SEO and pretty UIs, you would have to trudge through vast swamps of forum posts, an endless…
How to Trap a Leprechaun
So, you wanna catch a Leprechaun, aye?
My Family Experienced a Deadly Car Crash
Eight-forty on a Saturday evening.
Roses Don’t Belong on a Ford Mustang
Ducklings don't belong in the Scottish highlands and roses don't belong on a Ford Mustang.
A Mother's Obsession
This is rather long, but considering it spans nearly three decades, that’s to be expected. Much of this I don’t remember, for obvious…
The Caroller
I always thought it was one of life's wonderful coincidences that my fiancée was named Noelle and she loved Christmas more than anybody I…
Only Following Orders
The story you are about to read is one that has been, for the last 70 years, left to wither in the hearts of those few who recall it. Of…
The Blood Canvas
Day One:
Necrosleep
The following account is the only surviving evidence supporting the existence of Necrosleep.net. The blog data was downloaded by a…
Better Films
My brother has always had a dream of being a great filmmaker.
Greywater
Greywater Gardens lives up to its name, I thought, as I made my way up the damp concrete slabs, bridging across the stagnant pond.…
Hands - My Haphephobia Experience
Dear Internet,
Psychologist
It had been years since I had last kept in touch with Stephen, and I wish now that it had stayed that way.
Meek
Author's note: I've always wanted to write a short story about how utter neglect could involuntarily shape a person's horror. Here is my…
The Sandman
“Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream only at night.”—Edgar Allen Poe, "Eleanora"
Teeth.jpg
I'd never been too fond of anyone at my local school. They were all a little rude and boring for me. You see, I grew up in a small area…
Sombrero Wearing Dinosaur
Billy woke up in the middle of the night, awakened by one of his usual nightmares. But this time they were worse, instead of seeing them…
Laser Tag
Good old childhood.
Cure for Cancer
When Marissa said, "Maybe we should see other people," Nicholas decided to give her cancer.
12 Minutes
In the fall of 1987, local news channel WSB-TV 2 of Atlanta, Georgia was attempting to fill a scheduling gap in their Sunday morning…
My Wife
My life seemed like it was going pretty well. I had just received my bachelor's degree at the state college, and gotten a fairly…
A Room
"Am I going to die in here, Herbert?"
NoEnd House
Let me start by saying that Peter Terry was addicted to heroin.
The Russian Sleep Experiment
Russian researchers in the late 1940s kept five people awake for fifteen days using an experimental gas-based stimulant. They were kept in…
They're Everywhere
"I can't help it, doctor. They're fucking everywhere. Nobody knows but me."
The Intro
The roof has lifted another 2, maybe 3 centimetres, she said to herself staring out of the window at the building right across from her…
Syntax Glyphs
The industrial drill used for mining Archaeolith. Always wear your company issued safety goggles when using the equipment.
Sockie
Sockie is lying in his bed. He is emotionally hurt and tired.
Ensorcelled in the Earth
Author's note: Hey fam, this is gonna be a weird one. I’ve been meaning to write an abstract story about this topic for a long time. I want…
The Girl in 402
I knew one day I would have to tell this story. It took me a year to finally sit down and do it. I've been told that doing this could help…
Man Made from Mist
Every single day, the same dreams. I am forced to relive the same memories whenever I close my eyes. Over forty years have passed since…
Jeff the Killer - Shadowswimmer Rewrite
In local news, police continue to search for leads regarding a rash of murders plaguing the county. At least a dozen deaths have been…
She Was Asking for It
She was asking for it.
Pasta Noir: Dames, Slugs and the Hatchetman
The downtown night air was crisp and cool with the slight aroma of misery. He never thought that his life would turn out the way it did.…
So Much for My Complexion!
Just a little over a week ago, I was awoken at seven in the morning by a startling phone call from my mother. She informed me that her…
Waking Up Grinning
Author's note: This is my entry for Cornconic's Random Title writing contest. The category I chose was 'Dreams/Sleep'.
A Story to Scare My Son
“Son, we need to have a chat about internet safety.” I slowly crumpled down onto the floor next to him. His laptop was open and he was…
50 Foot Ant's Fifth Story
Original story: http://nothotbutspicy.com/para/50fa5 All credit goes to 50 Foot Ant of Something Awful.
50 Foot Ant's Fourth Story
Original story: http://nothotbutspicy.com/para/50fa4 All credit goes to 50 Foot Ant of Something Awful.
50 Foot Ant's Third Story
Original story: http://nothotbutspicy.com/para/50fa3 All credit goes to 50 Foot Ant of Something Awful.
Autopilot
Have you ever forgotten your phone?
Anomaly
Originally posted on /x/
Don't Let the Cold Man In
I had a dream last night. It was the kind that seems real right up to the point where you wake up.
Psychosis
Sunday
Grocery List
You get a phone call from your mother. Since her car is in the shop, she's asked you to go to the grocery store and pick up a few odds and…