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2007

8 September

Site-43: Lambton County, Ontario, Canada

2008

9 September

Debriefing Log 5243-B

Subjects: Harold R. Blank (Chair, Archives and Revision Section, Site-43); Delfina M. Ibanez (Chief, Security and Containment Section, Site-43); Lillian S. Lillihammer (Chair, Memetics and Countermemetics Section, Site-43); Allan J. McInnis (Director, Site-43); Noè Nascimbeni (Chief, Janitorial and Maintenance Section, Site-43); Udo A. Okorie (Researcher, Applied Occultism Section, Site-43); William W. Wettle (Deputy Chair, Replication Studies Subsection, Site-43)

Officer of Record: Nhung T. Ngo (Senior Researcher, Psychology and Parapsychology Section, Site-43)

SCP Deviations: Dr. Wettle tripped before reaching the hallway and did not collide with the S&C agents. They were subsequently able to flush AAF-D and escape before the airlock was sealed.

Drs. Blank, Lillihammer, McInnis and Okorie appear extremely preoccupied. Chief Ibanez has a fierce and haunted expression. Chief Nascimbeni will not make eye contact. Dr. Wettle is hugging himself and scratching his arms compulsively.

Dr. Ngo: Are you alright? You all seem… agitated.

Dr. Blank: Spiders.

Dr. Ngo: Spiders?

Dr. Lillihammer: Spiders.

Chief Ibanez: Fucking spiders.

Dr. Ngo: Can you expand on that?

Dr. Blank: No.

Dr. Okorie: No.

Chief Ibanez: Fuck. No.

Dr. McInnis: I'll… make a report. In private.

Addendum: Dr. Wettle and Chief Nascimbeni refused to speak at all. Dr. McInnis filed his report with O5 Command; it is classified Level 5: Top Secret. All seven individuals were treated for multiple █████ █████ over 75% of their █████████ ████.