SCP-6000 Contest: sex

For many years, the SCP Wiki and its community have grown from a small group of users posting on 4chan to a mainstream phenomenon. In that time, though, each of us have grown as a person and had new experiences, friends, enemies, and more. But occasionally, it's nice to look back at our roots and admire them. Thus, for this contest, we're going to be turning back the clock and becoming what we all once were: absolute degenerates.

Congratulations to djkaktus for winning the SCP-6000 slot with his piece Trump v. Biden! Thank you to the rest of the participants, we had a blast reading all of your entries!

Entries by vote count at closing!

1. SCP-6000: Trump v. Biden by djkaktus (1069)

2. SCP-06000: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you by UraniumEmpire (323)

3. SCP-6666: Whitesnake by A Random Day, Rounderhouse, Uncle Nicolini (312)

4. SCP-6800: FUCKING SATAN by Westrin (307)

5. SCP-6001: 😳 pee by Lt Flops (284)

6. SCP-6500: owo by Joreth (268)

7. SCP-6789: A Piercing Requiem for God's Will, Eternally by Ihp (237)

8. SCP-6969: nice by S D Locke (210)

9. SCP-6682: Why? by Tanhony (199)

10. SCP-6999: You see, this wouldn't have happened if I was in charge of CO. You all did this to yourselves. Absolute fools, all of you. by Elenee FishTruck (169)

11. SCP-173: wait what by JackalRelated (167)

12. SCP-6005: Streetlight by Tufto (underrated)

13. SCP-6069: The Eightfold Path (again) by ch00bakka (123)

14. SCP-6002: Cool Word Here. by Yossipossi (99)

15. SCP-6009: It all comes tumbling down ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) by Cyvstvi (85)

16. SCP-6050: The Freudian Slip by MalyceGraves, plaidypus (73)

17. SCP-6049: Consider this article as a resignation letter, effective immediately. by RJB_R (69)

18. SCP-6690: Took long enough. by DrClef (45)

19. SCP-6173: Sometimes, I wonder if I had not posted SCP-173 years ago on 4chan, what would have happened? Now I know. If I had not done it, I would have never seen this, and my life would have been peaceful. Please delete the Wiki. by Moto42 (3)

Special Thanks

Special thanks to the entire Community Outreach Team for helping put together this contest! Truly it has been a wild ride, and I'm sure we all had lots of fun. Special thanks to the entire Internet Outreach Team for helping to cover this disaster up!

Special thanks to Aethris for the banner and ProcyonLotor for not knowing this existed until he found it posted to the wiki. My apologies in advance.