The Clef Catfish Condraki
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⬤ Sam001
42 miles away
Today
Hi there!
Is Kondraki your first or last name? It's quite foreign, I've never heard of it before.
21:06
Sorry, this is the first time I've tried this out and I'm really nervous. I don't want to be weird about it or anything, just wanted to make conversation. My hobbies are reading and philosophy, and I'd love to take you out to Carmine's. What do you think?
21:11
Not into weak men
21:22
You have blocked this person.
⬤ 34rn3st
11 miles away
Today
I saw in your profile that you liked movies
want kind of movies
we could watch my favorite movie (shawshank redemption)
we could keep it casual
22:12
Is that you in the picture
22:13
ya
22:13
You have blocked this person.
⬤ DINGO
25 miles away
Today
So you're a scientist? That's interesting
22:15
I am! I do forensic analysis of geology.
Currently working on the mineral composition of the landslide in Vernal trails. It's very rewarding.
22:15
Yup
I study bugs
Love studying bugs
22:15
An entomologist! How do you like it?
22:16
I do
Like it
But besides that, what do you like to do in your free time?
22:17
Say, what kind of insects do you study? What's your field of focus? I'd love to discuss your work.
22:17
Mainly butterflies. Migratory patterns.
22:17
Interesting! I saw that you're also a biologist. I'd love to see your thesis.
22:17
Actually, I'm a cryptobiologist.
22:17
Okay
22:17
Yup
22:18
Tell me about it
22:18
Yup
I will
www.researchgate.net/publication/107533321_Butterfly_Migration_Sub_Trends_In_Survival
22:18
You are neither of these authors
Not the brightest bulb in the closet, huh?
22:19
You have blocked this person.
⬤ kylemark
138 miles away
Today
Hey babygirl, are your parents terrorists? Cause your the bomb.
22:22
You have blocked this person.
⬤ 💪 Flexing
97 miles away
Today
I can lift you up stretch your boy pussy hard pump you full of cum
Would you like that, little boy?
20:33
I don't think I would be interested in that
Can we reverse roles?
20:34
Daddykins wants control
20:34
Daddykins is anorexic
You need to drink some milk
You're 20 you're nobody's daddy
20:34
😳😞
20:35
You have blocked this person.
⬤ runaway baby
4 miles away
Today
Looking for a top
22:35
Go on
22:35
I'm not afraid of a little punishment 😏
22:35
How old are you /gen
22:36
31, and you must be daddy material
22:36
Haha
We should meet up
How about a date?
22:36
Whatever you say 😉
22:36
I can pick you up
22:37
⬤ BK
1 mile away
Today
Benjibear
22:37
Hey. Ben Konny.
22:39
Hey.
22:42
What the fuck? Clef?
22:47
It's Eli
22:47
…
Are you fucking impersonating me?
22:48
No
Ok yes but your game is trash and that's not important right now
You're a dommy daddy that loves to use dildos and you have a date tomorrow
His name is Omar and he is going to fuck you on the first date so take a shower
22:48
I am not going on a fucking Vegas style one night stand with some random stranger
What the hell are you doing? Tell me one good reason why I shouldn't kick your shit in
22:50
Mate
22:50
How did you even find my account
22:50
He's cool
You'll like him
And you don't have to dick down or anything
It's a date
Do you have your have your license still, you do need to drive
22:52
No. MY CAR IS STILL IN RHINE
BECAUSE OF YOU
YOU ASSHOLE
22:52
Right. My bad
You could borrow my car
22:53
THE ONE YOU LIVE IN?
22:53
I'll crash at your place
It's fine it's perfect
22:54
Hello?
23:00
Hellooooo?
23:02
You're paying for a new phone.
23:09
Why are you doing this?
23:15
Well, you refuse to give me your contact. It's impossible to find you
23:15
Why are you doing THIS
23:15
No reason
Because it might be good for you
Its a little funny
You eat salads unironically
You don't want to drink, you hate shooting the shit, your hobby is boring as fuck, you're an even bigger arsehole since Carmen split town
But also you do drink and talk to your butterflies when you think no one's watching
23:16
Alright, fine
What else do I need to know about Omar
23:21
He likes museums, gardens, butterflies, the colour purple
Actually, I'll just link his profile
23:22
He sounds fine.
23:21
https://dockr.x/runaway_baby/aA2jFde35f8Pmg352r0tT
23:22
How did you find this account anyways?
23:22
You didn't bother hiding it burgerking
23:23
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