SpongeBob's Torture

Uploader's note: This might just be the worst story I have ever read.

I lov pokemon, rugrats, mario, sonic, and I wish I could play it but, left 4 dead 1/2 and the halo series, But spongebob, spongebob wasnt my favorite till i saw this DVD

I was cruising on amazon. com, looking for some xbox360 games and WII games (am i the only one that LOVED the wii if I might add?) when i deciced to re-live my childhood by searching for spongebob games, I got some DVDS and games, like spongebob in battle for bikini bottom and DVD sets of seasons 1-3, i decided to buy the seasons cases, 1-2 and 3-4 and 5-6 and BONUS EPISODES which cought my eye the most.

I got the package on friday and i imediatly orderd a pizza with some coke and a hour later I slapped in the bonus episodes into my XBOX360, I turned it on and selected the episodes, there were what you would expect like have you seen this snail, atlantis squarepantis, the sponge how could fly, and several more, but one on the bottom caught my eye called spongebobs torture, I had SOME horror story logic like dont buy anything with .EXE in it or with 666 in it, but curiosity got the better of me, I selected it expecting a fan made screamer or something, what i got was, much, much, MUCH better, it starded with the normal intro but a few things were wrong, the following was what I thoight was weird

Spongebobs house had some holes in it

Patricks house was missing

And squidwards house had no windows or doors, i wanted to exit, but i pressed on after taking a sip of coke and eating some pizza.

Spongebob was lying on the table making a home made krabby patty, giving it to gary, and ten petting his little pet gary, But what followed disturbed me greatly. Gary started coughing over and over and after 6 or 7 coughs, blood started coming out, spongebobs smile grew into a frown as he watched in horror as gary began too die.

Spongebob hyper ventalarted but by the time he got a medicine bottle, gary was dead, eyes were melting, shell was cracking, and his mouth looked like its jaw was broken. Spongebob started to cry and cry and cry over his loss and said, WHY NEPTUNE, WHY DID YOU NOT REMEMBER ME TO GIVE GARY HIS MEDICINE, as he threw a cross onto the floor. I tried to close it but B was not working, so was turn off console, menu, or anything that would get me out of this torture. Spongebob then went outside to see patrick playing in the road. He yelled at patrick to get out of the road, patrick walked over, but around halfway down the street, a car zoomed by and hit patrick, with a loud THUD, CRACK, and finnaly SPLAT, and a few seconds later HOLY SHI-CRASH, spongebob ran to patrick as he looked at his corpse, he was missing a arm and a leg, his head was nearly cracked open, blood was running throught the ground, and a few bone fragments were scatterd, spongebob was crying so much that i felt bad, he whisperd to patrick, ill miss you, as he closed his eyes and mouth, a sighn saying 12 minutes later appeared, and it cut to spongebob with a shovel digging a ditch, putting in gary, and then putting patrick in his coffin as a few fish people carried it down and placed it into the ground. Spongebob then walked to work.

He got to work all depressed and mr krabs came up, saying that he was point 1 millasecond late and that his paycheck would be 99% taked off... and speaking of which, he hands spongebob his paycheck, all that was in there was a dime, mr krabs then said that there was a anti-workers uniform fee as he took spongebos dime and gave him his hat, spongebob went to his knees and cried, mr krabs went to him and said, HEY you should start making pattys or i will make you work ONE YEAR STRAIGHT WITH NO PAY AT ALL, spongebob then crying and sobbing head to his kitchen, a 8 hours later sighn appeared and spongebob was walking home and opend his fridge, empty, spongebob then said, sigh i forgot to buy food, and then reaches for his wallet, but there was nothing in it, he started to cry but then his thoughts said, wait i cant cry, if i cry i will get thirsty, and i dont have any water, he then stopped crying and sat down on his chair and the said, hey gary come he-oh yeah... right, he then dialed for patrick but then hung up after remembering that he was dead, spongebob went outside and started crying, squidward was playing his clarenet, he then yelled at spongebob saying, STOP CRYING YOU INCOHERENT DOUCHE BAG (by this time i dropped my coke and pizza and slapped my self and rewinded it a few seconds, only to here the word douche bag again.)

He then walked out of view and there was some walking heard, after a few seconds he grabbed a handgun, firing 7 rounds and then saying, YOU BETTER SHUT UP OR THE NEXT ONE GOES IN WHATS LEFT IN YOUR BRAIN. spongebob then walked to his porch and sat there, sitting, and sitting, and sitting, he then got up and walked inside, when he came out he had a angerd face and he had what looked like a pump action shotgun, he called for squidward as squidward looked out and quickly ran inside, narrowly escapeing the shotgun pellets, he crawled under the window to a small desk and opend it, inside was a glock, and 3 magazines, he grabbed them and loaded one in and opend anather desk and grabbed a uzi with 2 mags, he loaded one up and started firing.

Spongebob was hit with 7 bullets and realistic blood shot out but he didnt seem to care as he fired 3 rounds, squidward quickly fell back down, and he crawled to a wall, spongebob fired 2 rounds and then there was a clicking sound, he dropped the shotgun and grapped 2 colt 45 revolvers from his pockets, after exchangeing fire for about 30 seconds, spongebob dropped his guns and took a katana out, and kicked the door to squidwards house down as squidward panicked and started to barricade the door as he loaded up his last magazine to his glock, he then aimed at the door, waiting, spongebob then said, im coming for you, a few seconds later a loud explosion was heard KA-BOOM, as the door and squidwards barricade all fell to peices, spongebob then slowly walked to squidward, squidward fired 18 rounds, but to no effect, he tried looking for anather magazine but nothing, he panacked and started to cry, spongebob then put the katana a few inches from his throat, saying, still thing im a douche bag, squidward then said no several times. Spongebob then said, good. squidward quickly got up and jumped out the window, he landed on some flowers which, mirraculasly, broke his fall, he head into his garage and started his car, he rolled up the windows and locked the doors, he looked in all the compartments, after looking in the fourth compartment, he found a 44 magnum revolver, with 6 shots, he loaded them up as he saw spongebob try to open the door, he floored it and he got on the street, firing 5 rounds at spongebob, spongebob was spurting blood but he didnt care and started to run at the car, slowly catching up to it, squidward went as fast as he could but spongebob still slowly catched up with him, jumping on the car, cutting up a hole, squidward then aimed the gun at his forehead, and shot him self as a load crash sound was heard. He then went to the crusty krab, strapped to spongebobs back was a m16, a hunting rifle, and a katana, on his belt were 2 desert eagles with flashlights on them, and 2 sawn off shotguns.

He then walked inside, mr krabs yelled and ran to his office, he pressed a button that revealed a wall of weapons and closed the 2 doors inside his office, they were then sealed with a iron wall, mr krabs grabs a grenade launcher and a mp5, he loads up his guns and grabs a combat knife, he then ran out the backdoor and hid in the garbage can. He heard 7 load gun shots as the backdoor fell and spongebob came out. He looked around and called from mr krabs, mr krabs used a secret vent into the kitchen from the garbage can, he made a small noise thats hard to describe, but spongebob jumped into the dumpter and looked around and saw the vent, and crawled, mr krabs pressed a button that made the vents walls move and eventually close it up, like as if nothing was there. Mr krabs then took a breath of relief, but his eyes shot open as a crowbar between the two walls of the vent popped out, mr krabs said that this cant be possible as he fired his whole magazine from his mp5 into the crowbar, he then reloaded and ran into the eating area after shutting the door and breaking a small window into it, spongebob then cracked it open and then walked to the door, mr krabs fired a round from his grenade laucher into the room, a few seconds later, it exploded, as blood hit whats left of the glass, he breathed from happiness,

However the door fell open to reveal spongebob coverd in blood, as he shot mr krabs in the legs, and then his arms, and then threw him in the dumpster, and he threw his guns inside the krusty krab as a garbage truck came, and took the garbage, mr krab yelled but was muffled from the duct tape on his mouth, the trash compacter slowly came in on him as he screamed on the top of his lungs from pain, being squished to death.

Spongebob then said, go... to... hell... you bitch. at this point i felt awsome and horrified, awsome because my favorite childhood character, is now a gun weilding bad ass, and horrified because of the horrifieing sounds and blood.

He then ran to sandys tree dome with just a concealed glock pistol, he saw that sandy was being tortured by plankton. Plankton said GIVE ME YOUR GROWTH RAY OR I WILL CRACK YOUR SKULL OPEN YOU ICE COLD WHORE, spongebob then ran in without a water helmit and opend fire on plankton, fireing 18 shots at him and when he was done, there was nothing left but a puddle of blood, spongebob ran to sandy to see if she was ok, and she was, he kissed her on her helmit and went out to a truck as he heard police sirens.

He came out with a AK-47, 2 desert eagles, a combat shotgun, a combat knife, and a RPG, he ran inside the tree dome, and kissed sandy after telling her what he had done, sandy in shock cried, and said that she loved him, and that she would never forget her boyfreind, spongebob then took out his AK-47 and told sandy to get in her tree and dont come out, he then gave here a uzi and a glock.

The police and army and S.W.A.T team barged in as they opend fire, spongebob opend fire as well with his AK-47, and he ran to the back of the tree, and reloaded his AK-47 and opend fire again and then threw a grenade, there was so much carnage i felt like a boss from how awsome spongebob was, he kept shooting and then threw his AK-47 and then drew his desert eagles, the police eventually got some shots on him, as spongebob fired a RPG, and then hiding behind the tree, stabbing a guy who tried to sneak up on him, he then grabbed his combat shotgun, and fired 12 rounds but then he grabbed his last gun, a tokereve, he was gunned down to the wall and was nearing death becuse his view was all black and grey, he fired his gun 8 times, reloaded and did it again, he then reloaded but only killed 7 of them, he then pointed the gun at his forehead, took a photo of him and sandy out of his pocket, and fired his last shot at his forehead, 8 S.W A.T soilders looked at the corpse, and said that it was finnaly over.

Sandy cried after that sentince. and looked at spongebob being carried out on a stretcher, she slid down the ladder trying to reach him, but they got into a military jeep with the strether, and drove off, sandy fell to her knees and cried, she then saw a photo that spongebob dropped, a photo of spongebob and her. she then fell to the ground crying, the episode then ended. I cried myself, i looked at my watch and realiezed it was 9:00! i watched this as 6:30! I always knew youtube could do this, but not hillenburg HIMSELF, all i know now is that i wish this was a series.

I loved this DVD, yet sadly i cant show you it becaue it broke during the move, a desk fell back and crushed the DVD box it was in, because the DVD flew out of the box. I know this because i accidentally left my camra on in the truck.