My Letterboxd Account Got HACKED

I am an expert film critic and movie buff, and I have been reviewing films for almost two whole days.

But after what happened today, I think I'm gonna stop.

At around 2:65 PM, I was on Letterboxd, writing my very good and sigma review of the cinematic masterpiece Flushed Away, when suddenly my computer screen turned off.

I was so confused, "what the heck!" I shouted.

I would’ve said the fuck word, but my parents were arguing in the other room, and I didn't want to be the cause of their second divorce.

When my computer turned back on it showed a text box that said I was hacked!

At first I thought it was a prank, but I checked the date and it was April 2nd!!!

This was REAL.

I was hacked!

My luck has always been kinda bad, and I don't even know why I deserve it, I'm such a good person.

This was bullshit, I was completely signed out of my account which was called CoolAuraGuy14 and the password was 500cigarettes how did they figure it out?

I'm a very respected reviewer on Letterboxd, I have three followers! That's more than two!

I looked at what used to be my account and everything started to change in real time.

Every time I refreshed the page, something was different and it was tragic.

"Why!!!!!!!!" I shouted really loud and deeply.

This was a disaster! All the movies I liked now had bad reviews, and all the movies I hated had good reviews.

My username was also changed to WorldsBiggestChud21. I’m not a chud >:(

FUCKKKK.

"I can't even believe this," I said as a single tear ran down my face, "My whole life's work gone in a flash."

I thought it couldn't get any worse, but then my profile picture was changed.

It used to be this really dope ass skeleton guy with fucking fire in the background it was sick as hell.

The hacker changed it to a picture of this gay looking purple bunny with overalls.

How did they know I was insecure about my masculinity?!

I couldn't take it anymore. I ran downstairs and grabbed a crowbar from my dad's toolbox.

I ran back up the stairs and swung it at my monitor in a very manly way because I'm so manly and masculine and cool right?

Unfortunately, I missed it entirely and it slipped out of my hands and landed on my foot.

As I moaned in... pain, a single white tear ran down my leg.