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Looking for information on the Jimmy Neutron Pizza Monster (testimonial)

Ok, so I'm may be having a strange evening tonight, but does anyone remember that one lima bean monster from Jimmy Neutron? Back from the episode where they were being haunted by giant flying pizzas?

Posted August 31, 2025 · 3 min read

Ok, so I'm may be having a strange evening tonight, but does anyone remember that one lima bean monster from Jimmy Neutron? Back from the episode where they were being haunted by giant flying pizzas?

Yeah, that fucker. Well, I was just having a wonderful evening. I had just gotten off work, and I was about to sit down and pop in one of my Jimmy Neutron CD's, put on one of the reruns from season 1. And dammit, I was going to treat myself to a nice tasty quesadilla. Yummy quesadillas. I cooked up that fucker like the power of Gordon Ramsay was upon me! I cooked that chicken, buttered my pan, slapped that tortilla on it, sprinkled the cheese so thick, it was like a glue holding the chicken, cilantro, and the secret formula all together! I had never cooked so fine a quesadilla in all my life!

I put it on my plate, and walked into my living room. I looked through the episode selection and put on Sleepless in Retroville. A childhood classic of mine, something to help me just...unwind. As I was beginning to put the first slice of quesadilla in my mouth, I heard a knocking at my door. Disgruntled, I went over and opened the door to see who is was.

AND IT WAS THAT BEAN FUCKER STANDING RIGHT THERE. That had to of nearly caused me to burst a vein. I was pissed! What the fuck was this lima bean dude doing on my doorstep at 12:27 am? He grinned real big, then frowned, then stuck out his tongue at me, and I felt very confused.

"What do you mean, eating quesadilla while watching Pizza Monster's movie? You eat pizza on Pizza Monster's movie!" And then he ran past me and ate my quesadilla! He burped, laughed with a hearty laugh, then ran past me again and out the front door, out into the deep night before I could even react to what had just happened!

And oh boy, when I finally caught up to speed, I was fuming! I yelled out at the lima bean monster to come back with my quesadilla. I ran over to my phone and called 911. When they answered, I told them about how a bean monster with a giant mouth had broken into my house and stolen my quesadilla, but the operator on the other end was just confused and kept asking me what had happened! I just told you! A GIANT LIMA BEAN JUST BROKE INTO MY HOUSE!!!

When that didn't work, I tried calling Pizza Hut cause why not? At this point I didn't know what else to do. I called them and asked about a mysterious green bean serial muncher who was loose and potentially affiliated with the corporate chain. The guy on the other end said "uuuuuuuuuh" and hung up on me! Kids these days!

And so now I'm asking online, has anyone seen this monster around? It looks exactly like the pizza monster from Jimmy Neutron. If you see him, don't answer the door! He'll steal your food and blame you for not ordering pizza! It's fucking crazy man!

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