Log Of Anomalous Dates

Log of Anomalous Dates

Foreword: This page is to document anomalous events that repeatedly occur on a given date.
—Agent Carriontrooper

Nature of Occurrence: Monthly
Date of Occurrence: 12th of the month.
Location: Wherever Dr. Berringston is located.
Event Description: Dr. Berringston will trip on a banana peel.

Nature of Occurrence: Yearly
Date of Occurrence: Somewhen in July.
Location: Dr. Kalister's bedroom.
Event Description: A skeleton will appear in Dr. Kalister's bedroom closet at night and scream "IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN!" before disappearing.

Nature of Occurrence: Weekly
Date of Occurrence: Monday
Location: Wherever Andrew Garfield is located.
Event Description: Andrew Garfield will suddenly grumble for the whole day, becoming highly lethargic and will begin occupying themselves with emotional eating, with a particular taste for lasagna.

Nature of Occurrence: Yearly
Date of Occurrence: 1/16 ("Nothing Day")
Location: Universally.
Event Description: Reality will cease to exist for 24 hours and remanifest on the 17th. Memories worldwide will be naturally modified for the day to be remembered as uneventful and how 'nothing important happened.'
Happy birthday to me.—Alex Thorley

Nature of Occurrence: Yearly
Date of Occurrence: Somewhen in August.
Location: Dr. Kalister's car.
Event Description: A skeleton will appear in Dr. Kalister's car while he is driving home from work, it will scream "IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN!" before disappearing.

Nature of Occurrence: Yearly
Date of Occurrence: 3/12
Location: Site-93.
Event Description: The date of Dir. Benoit's anniversary will be erased from the memory of all staff at Site-93, when the anniversary occurs.
Notes: Okay, so now we're just making shit up because you all forgot? You all could have just said "sorry" at least! —Dir. Benoit

Nature of Occurrence: Yearly
Date of Occurrence: 7/23 ("World Nature Conservation Day")
Location: Universally.
Event Description: Every individual who did not touch any sort of plant life outside of work for more than 100 hours during the year will be met with randomly dangerous situations, possibly fatal.
Notes: We've, unbelievably, lost a great number of people due to this anomaly. Please go touch some grass if you haven't already, that is an order.—O5-7

Nature of Occurrence: Yearly
Date of Occurrence: Somewhen in September.
Location: Dr. Kalister's Foundation desk, in his office.
Event Description: A skeleton will appear in Dr. Kalister's desk drawer, and scare him. It will scream "IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN!" upon once Kalister opens the drawer. The skeleton will disappear afterwards.
Notes: I'm pretty sure it's always the same skeleton, shouldn't we just give it an SCP number so we can try to contain it? Please? —Dr. Kalister

Nature of Occurrence: Yearly
Date of Occurrence: 4/01 ("April Fools' Day")
Location: All Foundation Site and Area. Universally.
Event Description: Foundation personnel making or planning 'jokes' or 'pranks' for the Overseers will inexplicably expire.

Nature of Occurrence: Yearly
Date of Occurrence: 10/31 ("Halloween")
Location: Every Foundation Site and Area.
Event Description: The following events will happen:

A Halloween party will take place.
Multiple civilians located within close proximity to a Foundation facility will encounter various anomalous events.
The word 'spooky' will be uttered by Foundation staff.
An otherwise 'not-scary' SCP will suddenly shift to somehow scare everyone on the Site/Area.
A skeleton will appear and scare Dr. Kalister, shouting "IT'S HALLOWEEN!!"

Notes: Spooky. —O5-7

Nature of Occurrence: Yearly
Date of Occurrence: Somewhen in November.
Location: Currently Site-78's main psychiatrist's office.
Event Description: Halfway through the duration of the therapy session, a skeleton will reveal itelf to have been disguised as a psychiatrist and scream "IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!". This will, inevitably, scare Dr. Kalister.