Knighter552 #33589657

new knights of truth doc dropped, and its a fucking doozy. finally gives us a look at who these fuckin' skippers are

seriously ts goes DEEP

SCP Foundation Secure Facility Dossier

Site-247

Official Designation: SCP Foundation Aspen Mountain Suppression and Archival Site 247

Site Identification Code: USWYAM-247

Document Clearance Level: 2/USWYAM-247

Overview

One of Site-247 supra-satellites.

Founded: 17 September, 1972

Founding Director: Maxwell A. McCaffrey

Purpose: Central hub for the Department of Anomalous Broadcasting, and containment/archival site of all anomalies under its purview.

Location: Aspen Mountain, Wyoming, United States

Cover: Geological radio station

Size: 9km²

Staffing

Site Director Gastone U. Kyrie.

Site Director: Gastone U. Kyrie

Head of Research: Amelie Nyka

Head of Paratelecommunications: Raymond Erstwhile

Head of Security: Mitchell Caitlon

Head of Task Force Coordination: Faith Watts

Head of Personnel: Evan Stephenson

Staffing Statistics:

Administration: 30
Department Heads: 5
Research: 274
Paratelecommunications: 15
Maintenance & Technicians: 106
Security & Containment: 232
Miscellaneous Personnel: 42
D-Class: 0

Description

Site-247 is located at the top of Wyoming's Aspen Mountains, with its lower levels delving further into the stony peaks and its positioning allowing for a truly scenic view.

The members of Site-247’s lead Department - Anomalous Broadcasting - works 24 hours a day and 7 days a week to maintain normalcy throughout the world’s broadcasting and broadband frequencies. From local radio stations to the content of YouTube, the Department is very thorough in its investigations, handling caseloads of up to 300 matters daily.

The Department of Anomalous Broadcasting is not Site-247’s sole purpose, however. It also studiously archives everything it becomes aware of, ranging from lost television episodes to years worth of livestreaming content in various manners of storage. Additionally, work has been done in the field of Paratelecommunications, such as the █████████ and ███████ Projects, allowing for - among other things - more efficient ways of cross-Site communication.

Layout

Surface Level: Site-247's entrance. Miscellaneous personnel are assigned to this level in order to maintain its cover story.

Level B1: Research floor. The majority of the Department's operations is situated on this level. Researchers work shifts and are divided by continental regions, monitoring satellite feeds and radio waves, acting off of online reports, and coordinating with communications authorities to organize suppression and disinformation campaigns. Lead researcher Amelie Nyka's office, and that of Stationary Task Force Pi-247 "…Calling All Stations…", are also located on this floor.

Level B2: Archival floor. All broadcast anomalies archived by Site-247 are stored on this level. Formats range from super 8 film reels to file formats stored on solid-state drives.

Level B3: Paratelecommunications floor. Level where projects like the █████████ and Project ███████ are developed. Further information requires 3/USWYAM-247 clearance.

Level B4: Containment floor. Level where all the rare physical anomalies under Anomalous Broadcasting's purview are contained. These range from harmless Anomalous Items to ██████-class SCPs. The site's morgue is also housed on this level.

Level B5: Level B5 is referenced within this copy of the Dossier and Site-247’s blueprints as a way to catch saboteurs and leakers. It does not actually exist.

Site-247 SCPs

SCPs Directly Under Site-247 Purview

Designation	Date of Containment	Information
SCP-████	12/08/14	Radio broadcasts of a cross-dimensional bleed that affected the city of █████, ██████, making people believe that the Sun was about to go supernova in 24 hours. The cleanup was very costly. - Director Kyrie
SCP-████	██/20/██	The corpse of Japanese voice actress ██████ ██████, who committed suicide due to being caught in a manufactured scandal. Her corpse causes devices to play a non-existent episode of her last work. - Director Kyrie
SCP-████	01/07/2021	A defunct Fox News satellite that somehow gained sentience, broadcasting threats in the voice of former news presenter ████████ ██████ before attempting to turn ██ █████ ████, California into a crater. Very nasty piece of work; had to Faraday cage its containment area so we didn't have to constantly hear its slurs. - Director Kyrie
SCP-████	11/07/2013	"Months on End", ████████ █████ ██████ ██████ █████████████ █████████ █████ ███████ ███████ █████ ████ █████ ███████ ████ █████ █████ ███████
SCP-████	12/03/11	A bizarre radio broadcast occurring annually in █████ █████, █████████. We’re honestly still not sure what it all meant. - Director Kyrie

SCPs Site-247 assisted with

Designation	Date of assistance	Information
SCP-████	01/23/2022	Lots of nasty work involved, but we did our duty. - Rsr. Amelie Nyka
SCP-████	01/17/20██	Amelie, remove this file before publication. There is no SCP-████ in our database. - Director Kyrie

Relations

Site-247's Relations with Other Foundation Sites

Designation	Information	Status of Relations
Site-███	Specializes in containing electronic and computer-based anomalies, as well as the development of the Foundation's Artifical Intelligence Constructs.	Amicable. Sites ███ and -247 coordinate frequently when pursuing anomalies relating to online broadcasts, such as SCP-████.
Site-███	Handles many tasks in the Canadian sector, but most relevant to this document is their handling of the Group of Interest ██████████████████████████.	Anemic. Jurisdictional frictions between Sites-██ AND -247 when it comes to handling SCPs related to ████ have frequently occurred, with the most notable involving SCP-████, having had Researchers Amelie Nyka and ███████ ██████████ butting heads almost daily.
██████	Headquarters of the █████████████ █████████████ Division.	Strained. The Department of Anomalous Broadcasting outbid the █████████████ █████████████ Division, alongside the Information Technology Department, in taking shared primary purview of internet-based on 11 February 1992. This is something the Division has never truly forgiven them for.

Anomalous Broadcasting's Relations with Other Foundation Departments

Name	Information	Status of Relations
████████████ ██████████████ Department (ITD)	Conduct studies related to computer-based technologies.	Amicable. Coordinated in 1992 to bid for shared primary purview of internet-based anomalies against the ███████████ ████████████ Division.
██████████████ ████████████ Division (TMD)	Monitors emergency service calls for signs of anomalies.	Strained. See above table.
Department of ██████ (DOU)	Specialize in the study and containment of ████-based anomalies.	Amicable. The Department of Anomalous Broadcasting assisted in the containment of SCP-████.
██████ █████████ ███████████ Department (FSD)	[REDACTED]	Hostile; refer to Ethics Committee Hearing ██████████ for more information.

LikeTheLegendOfThePeanits #33589658

Bro did you really have to upload this as is??? it takes like a minute to make a page not be fukin upside down or mirrored 💀

GreyLenoXBulkBoganYaoi2000 #33589659

How old are these documents? Some of them are yellowed…

CrankYankinMyHog #33589660

FFS not this bullshit again. You know these "Truth Knights" are a bunch of conspiracy theorist LARPers, right?

RubberH0ser #33589699

Wait, "Months on End"? That sounds familiar…

CrankYankinMyHog #33589702

Don't feed this guy @RubberH0ser. He comes here every month on another alt, trying to push these failed sci-fi horror writers' ARG garbage, and nobody buys it. Report and move on.

GnortsMrAlien #33589709

> Tries to present these "Skippers" as a serious and dangerous organization
> Mentions them "containing" some obscure tumblrshit webseries

1/10 bait m8.

Lime Cultist #33589709

I'm gonna have to agree. KOT is trying to present this "SCP Foundation" as an extra-governmental organization. But the things that aren't stricken over in this document are extremely hard to believe. I think I would've noticed a satellite falling down towards my state, especially one fast enough to make "a crater" after landing.

Knighter552 #33589715

oh yeah and how many governmental documents have YOU read @Lime Cultist ???

Lime Cultist #33589721

I'm a state lawyer, Knighter. So… a lot more than you have lol

RubberH0ser #33589725

… Holy shit, wait. They've been looking into Westhead Global Entertainment's stuff? @Knighter552, if these guys leaked these skipper's unredacted documents before, you need to let me know ASAP! This could be a huge breakthrough for me!!!

Rook ♖ #00000001

Alright, that's enough.

@Knighter552, I'm done playing around with you. You know damn well that Knights of Truth content is banned on this site. The only reason I haven't hit you with an IP and hardware ban is because I don't like to do that.

So congrats, you're the first person I've had to do this to in years.

RubberH0ser this is your first warning not to feed gimmick and troll accounts. I won't hand out a ban, but you need to watch it.

Watchers, refresh yourself with the Banned Topics list.

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