Jackbox Party Pack gone WACK!!!

I'm pretty sure that if you clicked on this pasta, you'd already know what the Jackbox Party Packs are, right?

No?

Then google them up, idiot.

Well, anyway. I, Dennis Chumson, have ALWAYS wanted to own one of them, even all the way back when I was a two-month-old fetus, when I saw my older brother playing Trivia Murder Party, he told me to go away, but I didn't because I was a dumb snot-brained two-month-old and due to how utterly fascinated I was with the game, and it's where my obsession for Jackbox started. The murderous host also inspired me to kill my bully Trevor. So I need to give them props for that, too.

Also, I'm a xenophobe, trust me that will be important for later.

On December 10th, 2025, I decided that today would be the day I finally bought one of the fabled Jackbox Party Packs for myself. I typed in "https://www.jackboxgames.com/fr/games/the-jackbox-party-pack-3/trivia-murder-party" (note the /fr/) on my PC, added Pack 3 (the pack featuring Trivia Murder Party) to my cart, bought it and popped it up on Steam, expecting to have a good ol' time with my friends...

Oh... What a sweet little, innocent lamb I was...

... You see, when I opened the game, everything was normal, but...

Everything

was also

FRENCH!!!

I couldn't believe this! Every singular piece of text was written in the language of those damned cheese-eating surrender monkeys! "What kind of sick, twisted person would you have to be to port a game to another language?!" I said, as my xenophobic tendencies began to OVERFLOW!!!

I lost my mind, and began running around my room, yelling stuff no child should hear like "AAAAAAAAAHAKJAHAJAAAWBHAWpissWHAKAAAA!!!!" and "ECK.". Then I started thrashing my room, knocking over everything and anything in my path of crazed running, and after that, I started jumping on my couch, because.... Well, if you bought a game and was entirely written in French, YOUJFkeknfrfkelfemw

...

*BEEP!* *BEEP!*

Oof, my head...

Wait, whuh? Where am I, is this a hospital? What did I do to get here??

*Doctor Munson walks in*

Doctor Munson: Hello, Daniel, it appears that while you were trying to play the Jackbox Party Pack 3, you have gotten a concussion after jumping on your couch. Repeatedly. Yikes!

Me: Wait, that's why I'm here?

Dr. Munson: Yeah.

Me: Oh, okay.

Dr. Munson: Well, anyway, Is there something we can do for you?

Me: Yes, PLEASE give me some paper to write on. PLEASE!!!

Dr. Munson: Don't worry, I'll be on it.

*Dr. Munson goes and gets the paper for me*

Dr. Munson: Here's your paper!

Me: Snatches paper.

Dr. Munson: Hey you're supposed to do the action, not just say it. Xenophobic DUMBASS.

Me: OOOH, RIGHT!! *Snatches paper for real*

Ok, so after that happened, I think it's time I write a little something to the Jackbox team...

YOUR GAMES ARE STUPID! STUPID, STUPID STUPID! THEY ARE THE WORST THINGS TO HAVE EVEN BEEN CRAFTED BY MAN (AND WOMAN (AND ENBY (AND EVERYONE ELSE, EXCEPT PEOPLE FROM FOREIGN COUNTRIES))), AND YOU LOCALIZED THEM!!! IN FRENCH, NONETHELESS!!!!! YOU MONSTERS!! ANYWAY, I HOPE YOUR COMPANY GOES BANKRUPT AND I HOPE YOU DIE!!!

Dr. Munson: Woah, woah, woah!!

Me: What?

Dr, Munson: You can't just write something tasteless like that! Those people have lives for crying out loud!!

Me: What do you mean? Games are super-duper-truper easy to make! If you can't make games. Then you shouldn't be allowed in the gene pool anymor-

Dr. Munson: Ugh... Here, let me show you how to do it...

I HOPE YOU DIE!!! 𝐼𝓃 𝑀𝒾𝓃𝑒𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒻𝓉, 𝐼 𝓂𝑒𝒶𝓃.

Me: OOOOOH!! Thank you so much!

Dr. Munson: No problem.

Me: Now let me just add a few more finishing touches... Picks up pencil, SHOOT! I mean *Picks up pencil*

I HOPE YOU DIE!!! 𝐼𝓃 𝑀𝒾𝓃𝑒𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒻𝓉, 𝐼 𝓂𝑒𝒶𝓃.

Oh and by the way that does NOT excuse you for making such crappy games, I hope your employees get fired, rehired somewhere else, and then fire again, AND, if the Jackbox Party Pack had a scent, it'd smell like doggie doo. HAVE A CRAPPY CHRISTMAS, DORKS!!!

Me: Ahhh, there we go!