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There once was a D-Class from Matlock, Whose dick was too big for his sock, So he rolled up his sheet, All nice and neat, And proceeded to play with his cock.

by HumanmalePosted September 18, 2016 · 2 min read

There once was a D-Class from Matlock,
Whose dick was too big for his sock,
So he rolled up his sheet,
All nice and neat,
And proceeded to play with his cock.

I love you Susan.
I love you Susan.
I love you Susan.
I love you Susan.

FUCK THE FOUNDATION!

Bunkhouse Rules:
1 – Don’t hurt each other.
2 – Don’t steal from each other.
3 – Have each other’s backs.

Dear Graham,
You are a perfect cornflower in a rocky desert.
Please be mine. – K.

Safe Skip List:
SCP-832
SCP-1930
SCP-1187 (Cool!)
SCP-2533
SCP-1379
SCP-1123 (NOT cool)

Happy 1st Birthday Connor!
2nd
3rd

To whom it may concern:
Please stop masturbating in this corner.
My bunk is just over there →
and I am tired of cleaning up your mess.
Use the fucking bathroom like a civilised human being.

PRICE LIST:
Mixed Fruit “Wine” – 1 candy bar
I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Brandy – 3 candy bars 2 candy bars
Actual Factual Beer – 2 candy bars

Fuggz woz ere

Party 2-nite!!
02/04/16 09/05/16 21/07/16 12/08/16
Free beer!
MUSIC!!

Don't forget me.

D35725 raped one of our bunkmates.
He is no longer one of us.

Kevin,
You made this place bearable.
I will miss you always. – G.

Like the autumn leaves
every one must fall in time
but not all today



- Graffiti written on the wall of D-Class Barracks No. 13 (Male), Site-19. Painted over in preparation for new D-Class intake, 10th September 2016.

Source: scp-wiki.wikidot.com

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