Five Nights At Freddy's: Secret of The Mimic & Communism & Knuckles

A few months ago, a new game called Five Nights At Freddy’s: Secret of The Mimic released. But, the real secret of the mimic has yet to be revealed. Today, we will show you the truth about how the Mimic was used by Russia for their communist agenda.

You see, most of FNAF’s timeline takes place during the Cold War between the United States (capitalism) and the Soviet Union (Communism). As we all know, this automatically means William Afton and Fazbear Entertainment were involved in the Cold War. Now, you might think (bad sentence, trollpasta readers can’t think, and neither can we) William Afton, aka Big Willy or Willy A might be on the side of capitalism since he runs a company. However, after stealing the credit for writing Das Kapital (see image for proof), he actually turned into a communist and wanted to sabotage the U.S.A. from the inside while helping the Soviets with spreading the glory of communism to the world.

However, Willy A also died during the cold war, as seen in FNAF 3. But he always comes back. He just moved to Russia after his death, to help the Soviets. He was a trusted ally of Josef Stalin. He mainly controlled the gulags where he executed a bunch of political prisoners by putting them in springlock suits. This is actually where Sister Location takes place. There you secretly play as one of the prisoners who has to maintain the torture devices as punishment. He also has to repair the Funtime Animatronics, who Afton actually used as KGB agents. This is all part of the lore, guys, we swear.

One of the prisoners of Willy’s gulags was Edwin Murray and his son David, who Afton sold out to the Soviet Union after they left a negative Yelp review on Fredbear’s Family Diner. Yelp, and the entire internet, was also invented in 1982 by William Afton (also known as the revolution of ‘82). Edwin was a brilliant inventor, and was tasked by Tsjernenko to build the ultimate communist. (Not to be confused with the Ultimate Lifeform, Shadow The Hedgehog or the Ultimate Gamer). Eventually, Edwin came up with THE MIMIC , who he programmed to mimic all the previous communists, including Karl Marx. However, while he was making it, something went so wrong. David fell into a fucking vat of vodka, like the stupid little shit he is. Then, THE MIMIC drank the Vodka, because he mimicked the workers drinking their troubles away. The Remnant (lore alert) from David’s fall into the vodka caused THE MIMIC to become haunted and extra evil. And now Edwin can’t do anything but sing this stupid song (AKA the Soviet Union national anthem).

After the fall of the Soviet Union, Afton locked away THE MIMIC in the backrooms (not those backrooms) from his new restaurant, Comrad Fazbar's Borscht Workers Union (known as CFBWU for short). He also killed Edwin around this time for no particular reason. Afton remained loyal to Russia. So, about 20 years later when a glorious man named Putin became the president of Russia and promised to reclaim all Soviet lands, he supported him fully. He even joined Mr. Putin on a lovely horseback ride, kind of.

And now THE MIMIC is fighting to reclaim Ukraine for Mother Russia, because William Afton is too much of a pussy to fight and kill anyone that isn’t a child (child muder mentioned. Now we are officially scary.) William Afton is also hacking into your bank account right now. However, William is not aware of one fatal mistake he made. You know how there is a time traveling ballpit in FNAF lore (this is real, we did not make this up for this story). Well, the vodka vat David fell in was also a time traveling vodka vat. He traveled back to the opening of the first Freddy’s location. Now he will learn all their secrets (of THE MIMIC???) so he can stop Afton and Putin from taking over the world.

However, Putin is actually aware of this. He travelled back in time to the execution of Nikola The Second, the last tsar of Russia who was killed in the October Revolution. Taking a Springlock Suit with him, he changed the execution method to The Bite of ‘18 (as in 1918), biting the guy’s frontal lobe off and making the FNAF lore even more complicated. You’re welcome, Comrade Scott.

So yeah, that’s basically it. We did not know how to end this story so umm… Bye.