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Play nice girls! Real girls are always well-behaved. Topic set by KeeLee on Wed Sep 01 2010 09:52:05 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)

by DianaBerryPosted March 7, 2020 · 21 min read

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Play nice girls! Real girls are always well-behaved.
Topic set by KeeLee on Wed Sep 01 2010 09:52:05 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)

Ella: SO totally love your dress Angel!
␟␏(ɲ˃ ˈ̫̮ ˂ɳ)␟␏ෆ

Angel: OMG, thank you! Can you believe I made it out of my old stinky, boyish gym uniform? JGT made it so pretty! I'm so glad I don't have to wear ugly clothes just to a run around a stupid gym anymore.

Ella: Totally!

<Sara has joined chat>

Sara: man uh,

Sara: you weren't kidding huh

Angel: OMG, new person! Hi Sara!

Sara: shit, uh, y'all know my

Sara: man w/e, buncha magic. so, uh, howwee doin

KeeLee: Hey, girl! Thanks for dropping by on such short notice.

KeeLee: Sara, meet the girls. Girls, meet Sara! She's gonna be handling the ~web magic~, tinkering this cute little machine so we can continue doing what we do best.

Sara: man, it' s no prob! yeah i'm gonna-yeah, what she said.

KeeLee: Don't call me man.

Sara: ph ih, fuck sorry.

<PINK FLY has joined chat>

PINK FLY: Hey.

KeeLee: Good timing, Terry! Girls and Sara, meet Terry, Terry, meet Sara and the girls!

Sara: wait, we can change our names

Ella: :0 Terry berry!

KeeLee: These two are gonna be the backbone of this cute little operation, so play nice now!

KeeLee: Sorry, Sara, we're currently using DarkWeb EveID. Terry's just using an eVePN.

Ella: Thank you SO MUCH for those recipes!! Ben and I ate like four plates between us lmao

PINK FLY: It's no problem. Did you try the makeup mix I sent over SkyHigh?

Sara: oh sweet we gpt vpn's up in this bitch

Ella: PINK FLY Nooooooo, purging took too long ;~;

Sara: g-d ther'es gotta be some kinda IT certification for paratech which would be cool as heck

Angel: Nerrrrd!

Ella: What a boy.

You were invited to #JGT_2point0

Developer chat for the upcoming JGT website! Don't work too hard now ;p
Topic set by KeeLee on Fri Sep 03 2010 16:01:34 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)

<PINK FLY has joined chat>

<Sara has joined chat>

KeeLee: Hey, girls! This is gonna be the dev chat, just keeping all that boy stuff off main.

Sara: boy stuff?

KeeLee: Oh, coding, brain surgery, things like that! We have to maintain an image, you know?

PINK FLY: Ain't that the truth.

Sara: huh. you know i never thought of it as guyish

KeeLee: Well, you do seem a bit too manly…

Sara: oh

KeeLee: Just kidding, just kidding.

Sara: :<

PINK FLY: Don't feel bad, Sara. KeeLee's a bit of a lass, but she picked you for a reason. We're all friends here.

Sara: oh,s orry. uh yeah, thanks for having me!

Sara: so, uh

Sara: whatcha lookin for :? ive done stuff for a few sites, mostly security work but ive had my share in web stuff

KeeLee: Well, Just Girly Things is looking to branch out to the web! We're thinking combination of thinkpieces (mostly on the nitty gritty of girlhood) and direct retail.

Sara: oh jeez, diret sails

PINK FLY: I'll be handling the financials, don't worry.

Sara: thanks boo <3

KeeLee: DarkCloud's dealing with the boring data stuff, anyways, which mostly leaves the fun part: graphic design!

Sara: :partyhat:

KeeLee: Most of it's just what goes where and to where, nothing you two can't handle. There some extra things I want but that's mostly PINK FLY's job. Refer to the design doc I drafted!

PINK FLY: :RH: 7

Sara: cool! i'm guessing those are gonna arrive soon lmfao

KeeLee: …

Sara: what's up

KeeLee: Sara, I sent those to you already. Didn't you check your email?

Sara: uh

Sara: one sec

PINK FLY: Re: payment, we should talk later. I don't know if I can still take Euros.

KeeLee: No problem, Terry! I'll speak with Mr. Zink later. Zink, right?

PINK FLY: Same old Zink.

Sara: I… don't appear to have it?

Sara: it's not in my mailbox

KeeLee: Oh no! I'll have to resend it in a bit. I'm sorry you lost the docs.

Sara: shit girlll, it's no prob.

Sara: yeaj o'll look this over and send you the stimate later. ive got a contract too, though most of it's boring legal shit lmfao

KeeLee: I'm looking forward to it. Good luck, and thank you! <3

PINK FLY: Hey.

Sara: heya terry :>

PINK FLY: Odd little place, huh?

Sara: girl you don't even KNOW

Sara: it's been like three months since i like, breached the veil, and everything's just a constant stream of weird. i've met TWO tentacle people, paramilitants, and my friend's teaching me electro magic

Sara: im a massive neophyte ;P

PINK FLY: Cool, cool.

PINK FLY: rh4r

Sara: wuh

PINK FLY: Sorry, cat was bothering me.

Sara: riiiiiiiip.

Sara: yeah i don't get cats. grew up with dogs

Sara: so really the most my pet bothered me was like, screaming

Sara: :V

Sara: g-d kee really went all the way pinkifying the abstract huh. like normally i dont get this kinda attention to detail so like, that's a plsu

Sara: this veil shit is cool as heck

PINK FLY: Yeah, quite the trip. Let me know if you need any help navigating everything, I've got roots all round.

Coming soon: JGT Magazine is hitting the web! Be sure to thank the lovely PINK FLY and Sara for their work.
Topic set by KeeLee on Sat Sep 04 2010 12:35:05 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)

<Sara has joined chat>

Cora: .tell Ella "i sooooo need to watch that. movie night?"

JGTBot: Got it! I'll let her know lickety-split!

Sara: heyooo

Cora: :0

Cora: hi Sara!

Jess: PINK FLY Thanks, really. I guess it's good to know people have my back

Jess: Oh, hey Sara. Thanks for helping all this, by the way.

Sara: np boo! and hello back to you, gurls

Sara: how's your drive time commute

Sara: i need a saga

Cora: i can't drive :<

Sara: man that was such a great album.

Jess: What album?

Sara: songs for the dead

Sara: *deaf

Sara: really most shit by queens of the stone age is banger by sftd is banger+

Jess: I've never heard of them. What are they like?

Sara: oh they're fuckin TIGHT. lots of desert rriffs mixed with the usual lyrics for that kind of genre.

Jess: That sounds neat. I think I'll check it out later.

Sara: yeah like

<Jess has been kicked from #JGT_GeneralChat by KeeLee (KeeLee)>

Sara: this might be nsfw but-uhhhhhhhhhhh

KeeLee: Oh, I'm sorry you had to see that, dear.

Sara: :wut:

KeeLee: Don't worry about it, Sara. Bit of an ongoing issue.

KeeLee: Don't get me wrong, Jess is a great gal. I just need to talk with her in private for a bit.

Sara: oooookay! :|

Angel: Sara Ugh, you have NO IDEA how disappointed I was searching that name to find something like this https://youtu.be/oHDaKtx6bGY

PINK FLY whispered: tl;dr: Jess has a habit of airing her issues to the whole chat. Try not to poke her too hard.

Angel: It's just so much bad vibes. And like, such a boy thing to listen to.

Sara: …

Sara: whaet

Cora: ugh, listening to it's making me feel sick

Sara: oookay. no queens, then

PINK FLY: It's not bad, per se. I don't think it meshes well with the IRC vibe.

Sara: so like

Sara: what does. radiohead? radiohead's cool

PINK FLY: Taylor Swift, mostly.

Sara: blegh

Sara: she seems like she's a bankrupcy away from going country pop skrewdriver

Cora: skrewdriver?

PINK FLY: English punk band.

Sara: nazis

Angel: Oooo, are we talking about music? I like Bieber, he's so angelic!

PINK FLY: I was always one for the classics.

Sara: bieber? no accounting for taste, huh

Sara: shit i sound like a /mu/tant

Angel: Sara You have soooo weird a taste

Cora: i like beyonce!

Sara: oh i hate like everything on the radio ever despite looking like every hippie ever

Sara: https://youtu.be/2QHSr2lEK4s is the closest i get

Cora: huh! you like a lot of rock

Sara: im in a rock band bb!

Sara: but yeah i hate 4/4 almost as much as i hate myself lmfao

Cora: …

Sara: oh dont worry

Sara: its joke

<Cora is now known as Landon>

Sara: huh

Landon: oh

Landon: oh god

Sara: what

Landon: oh my god

<Landon has quit chat>

Sara: …

Sara: that was odd

<Sara has been kicked from #JGT_GeneralChat by KeeLee (We need to talk.)>

KeeLee: Hi Sara!

Sara: uhhhh what just happened

KeeLee: Mmm. THAT stuff.

KeeLee: Cora is… a bit sensitive, I guess is the best way to put it.

KeeLee: I guess there's no easy way to say this: Cora was in a cult.

Sara: oh. shit, that's horrible

KeeLee: It's all a bit complicated, I know. But, we're community, and community helps those in need.

KeeLee: Me and the girls have done a lot of work trying to readjust her to normal.

Sara: uhhhh

Sara: sure that's like

KeeLee: I wasn't finished.

KeeLee: Please don't interrupt me during something as serious as this.

Sara: right, sorry

KeeLee: As I was saying, Cora was in a cult. Brainwashing, vile stuff, made her think she was a man.

Sara: … shit, my condolences.

KeeLee: Again, do not interrupt me.

KeeLee: We've tried breaking it, sure. Us girls did a good job! But, there's residue.

KeeLee: I'm not sure how, but you triggered some cult meme in the back of her brain.

KeeLee: So I suppose just be more careful in the future.

KeeLee: You may respond.

Sara: right

Sara: i'm sorry she had to go through that. i uh, have a friend she could talk to. went through something similar with conversion therapy, came out the other end living her best self.

Sara: idk. i'm not trans but i know the world gets very hard if you are.

KeeLee: …

Sara: and it's good to have su-what's that for

KeeLee: I mean no offense, Sara, but we're trying to get her out of the cult.

Sara: whu

Sara: what kinda cult are you talking about

KeeLee: Listen: you have talent. You're an amazing artist (even if I do need you to redesign a few of your proposed layouts). But if you can't treat Cora's condition with respect, I don't know if I can have you on the team.

KeeLee: She's been hurt. Ingrained with poisonous cult nonsense. Had her sense of self effectively raped. You can't come in here expecting to fix that.

KeeLee: I'm not paying you for that.

KeeLee: Enough of that.

KeeLee: Good work on the banner! While I'll need you to overhaul the articles, front page, and contacts, you've more than earned that bounty.

Sara: uh, thanks.

Sara: i'll see what i can do. send me some changelists and i'll get to it

Sara: in a day, tho. i got a date with a cute dude at 7

KeeLee: Hope it goes well! <3

Sara: BLUHHHHHHH

Sara: is this place always this weird lmfao

Sara: lik no offense bb but these people can be real wackos

PINK FLY: Eh, you deal with them how you can.

Sara: sure sure yee. idk like

Sara: uyo know im hired to start a website for girly shit that's like

Sara: this girly?

Sara: and i expect it's a buncha quirky femmes

Sara: no i think i just got a 90s cartoon

Sara: :<

PINK FLY: Not up to your expectations?

Sara: femmes are hot

Sara: this just feels weird, like i'm the protagonist of some shitty ~gender equality~ cartoon written by a man

Sara: surrounded by vapid bullshit

PINK FLY: It's probably for the best. Lesbian drama is a hassle.

Sara: :/

Sara: sone of my best friends are lesbians

PINK FLY: My bad, sorry. I'm just speaking from personal experience working with a gaggle of them. At the very least, you seem cool-headed.

PINK FLY: … anyways.

PINK FLY: I've checked the cloud, and you're doing pretty well so far. Keep up the good work, man.

Sara: oh, thanks

PINK FLY: Also: don't worry about earlier.

Sara: tbh thats kinda what i sas talking about

Sara: i mean idk

Sara: keelhaul messaged me about cora and like

Sara: idk?

Sara: i klnow like one trans person irl, two if you count nonbinary stuff

Sara: but lkie the specifics elude me, and i guess cora isn't actually trans

Sara: but i thought she was :?

PINK FLY: Don't sweat it, Sara. You worry about coding, I'll worry about Cora.

Sara: .tell KeeLee "build's going well. terry's still working on her part, but i got the gist of what pegs are round and what holes are square. ttyl bb"

JGTBot: Got it! I'll let her know lickety-split!

Sara: .tell PINK FLY "so like, i've been programming a security sentinel in yashagoro. my friend's building a mini to run it, but in the meantime could i host it on the jgt? fyi it's basically a rootkit"

JGTBot: Got it! I'll let her know lickety-split!

Sara: …

Sara: eh fuck it

Sara: /msg Cora "you there?"

JGTBot: Message could not be sent; Cora isn't online :<

Sara: uggggghhhhhh

Sara: welp

Sara: /msg Landon "you there?"

JGTBot: Message could not be sent; no "Landon" online.

Sara: well fuck me

Sara: .tell Landon "im still kinda curious about what you said earlier, if you don't mind me asking. idk like…"

JGTBot: Her name is Cora. She is a female, Sara.

Sara: uh

Sara: you can talk

Sara: …

Sara: guess this is like, hardcoded

Sara: …

Sara: .tell Landon'— "im still kinda curious about what you said earlier, if you don't mind me asking. there's things i don't get about all this. might help"

JGTBot: Do you think you're funny? Are you "like, hardcoded" to be this much of a narcissist? This is your last warning: back off with the tranny shit, before I tell KeeLee.

Sara: …

Sara: you're not a chatbot.

Sara: seriously, don't do this to me

Sara: hello?

Sara: …

Sara: .tell JGTBot "you there?"

JGTBot: Got it! I'll let her know lickety-split!

Sara: .tell JGTBot "seriously this is freaking me out."

JGTBot: Got it! I'll let her know lickety-split!

Sara: … oh bother

Coming soon: JGT Magazine is hitting the web! Be sure to thank the lovely PINK FLY and Sara for their work.
Topic set by KeeLee on Sat Sep 04 2010 12:35:05 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)

<Sara has joined chat>

Sara: what is fucking UP nerds

KeeLee: Hello, Sara! How'd your date go, dear?

Sara: fan fucking tastic

Sara: if there's an adult chat i can go into details but fuck

Angel: And like, of course he's being a doofus! "Meme" this and "poison" that, like so what? It's cat pics with cute text. God, why does everything have to be a fight now?

PINK FLY: Mmm.

PINK FLY: Leave him.

Sara: oh yeah leave him sis

KeeLee: Sara Unfortunately not.

Sara: men are like 30/70 so like the MOMENT he starts being weird you dump him

Sara: idk it's easier for me

Sara: "hey if i don't like you i'm leaving you for a chick :p"

Angel: Ew, don't even joke about that.

Sara: i'm literally bisexual but okay

Ella: For real? :?

Ella: God I KNEW you were a freak.

Sara: w

Sara: what

Angel: Ella does the meme you used on your sister work on lesbos?

Sara: KeeLee yo could you step in, i don't feel comfortable with this

Ella: Cora wasn't a lesbo

Sara: like i-

Sara: wait

Angel: I thought it worked on queers!

Sara: you what

Cora: did someone ping me?

Sara: i

Ella: It worked on Cora because I tuned it to her!

Sara: KeeLee?

KeeLee: Stop pinging me.

Sara: …

Sara: well

Sara: i dont feel bad about what i do next

<Sara uploaded an image - DIRTYJAMMER.png>

<Cora is now known as Landon>

<Ella is now known as El>

<JGTBot has quit chat (fatal exception)>

Sara: Consider JGT 2.0 canceled.

<Landon has quit chat>

<Angel has quit chat>

Sara: Goodbye.

<Sara has left #JGT_GeneralChat>

Developer chat for the upcoming JGT website! Don't work too hard now ;p
Topic set by KeeLee on Fri Sep 03 2010 16:01:34 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)

Sara: KeeLee Explain right the fuck now.

KeeLee: How did you do that?

Sara: No. Explain.

PINK FLY: Oooooh dear.

Sara: No less than three of the chat's in on some

Sara: fuck me

Sara: Why are you trafficking with conversion therapists?

KeeLee: Sara, quit dodging the question.

Sara: Oh, I'm dodging the question? I'm sorry, were we in the same chatroom?

KeeLee: Sara, when I ask you a question, it is only polite to respond.

KeeLee: I'm concerned with your behavior. You're too aggressive, and while I appreciate what you've brought to the table, it isn't enough for you to treat us like this.

Sara: oh for

Sara: My friend made a sightfuck.

Sara: Image with special properties. You know what those properties are?

Sara: Jamming previous sightfucks!

Sara: So riddle me this, batman, why the fuck did it work?

KeeLee: Oh dear.

Sara: Yeah, "oh dear."

Sara: So when are you going to kick these fuckers?

KeeLee: Sara

KeeLee: I'm going to be honest with you.

Sara: about time

KeeLee: You are an incredibly poor judge of character.

Sara: …

KeeLee: You come in here, accusing your employer of all things of running a conspiracy against you.

KeeLee: On the basis of… who?

KeeLee: Someone who would traffic a dangerous memetic hazard?

Sara: what are you doing

KeeLee: This "friend" of yours has poisoned the well. He's obviously jealous; you have good pay, a supportive environment, and don't get me started on how this looks on a resume.

KeeLee: He's sensed that you've been a bit ungrateful. That you've put a wedge between us.

Sara: shut up

KeeLee: It's true.

KeeLee: He's exploited said wedge, trying to drive you out. Did he even test his meme? Did you see it in action before you used it?

Sara: shut the fuck up. she's been this

KeeLee: Has she? And yet this meme had the exact opposite effect. How do you know she's not lying, Sara? I know it can be hard to accept, but this is a clear-cut case of a crab in a bucket.

Sara: FUCK OFF

Sara Contract off. JGT 2.0 can run on a dosbox for all I care. Pay me for my hours or I get a lawyer.

<Sara has left #JGT_2point0>

PINK FLY: Yyyyyyyyyyyyeesh.

PINK FLY: That was… uncomfortable to watch.

Sara: fuck, what a bitch

Sara: "actually your friends hate you"

Sara: i can't fucking deal with this

PINK FLY: Mmm.

PINK FLY: She's not much better with me.

Sara: somone needs to tell it to her straight

Sara: fuck

Sara: i'm sorry, i'm part of this like

Sara: lhbt/leftist punk collective

Sara: so seeing these shits running free just makes me mad

PINK FLY: It is what it is.

PINK FLY: … on a lighter note.

PINK FLY: I took a selfie before and after work and Lord, I think my job is killing me.

Sara: 👀 post?

<PINK FLY uploaded two images - de11181.png , de11191.png>

Sara: :0

Sara: you look really cute! i love like the casial indiana jones look, and

Sara: is it okay if i like, hit on you

PINK FLY: I'd prefer if you didn't.

Sara: oh rip.

<Sara uploaded an image - shedclub1003.png>

Sara: here's me with my band. i'm the brown gal with the six-string

Sara: left to right: izzy, lyanna, jack. they're cool you should meet them

PINK FLY: Oh, interesting.

PINK FLY: You actually look a bit familiar.

Sara: oh yeah! we've played a few shows around soho, mostly eird shit, been to any of those

PINK FLY: Not quite. Sorry, I feel like I know you from somewhere, but I can't put my finger on it.

Sara: :?

Sara: word's gotten around fast?

PINK FLY: Wait, now I remember.

PINK FLY: iicameras.prm/models/babylonshedim

PINK FLY: Is this you?

Sara: …

PINK FLY: I'll admit it's an interesting revenue model. Do Rivka and Yehezkel know about this?

Sara: …

PINK FLY: Hmm.

PINK FLY: Should I tell them?

Sara: how did you know that

PINK FLY: Answer the question, before I make that choice.

Sara: no

Sara: please don't

PINK FLY: Oh, really?

PINK FLY: Hrm, maybe I want to. What to do, what to do…

Sara: what do you want

Sara: tell me what you want

PINK FLY: Right now? What I really want is to spread the word.

PINK FLY: I've been meaning to break down the annoying little jewess for a while. Breaking my memetics was the red line, really, but I bit my tongue until you started pushing it.

PINK FLY: KeeLee's wrong, you have been useful. I'm not much of a web developer, but this work on the site proper bumped my pay grade too much to ignore.

PINK FLY: It'd be a shame to lose you now.

Sara: …

PINK FLY: Can I count on you?

Sara: …

Sara: yes ma'am.

PINK FLY: Good.

PINK FLY: And, oh: as thanks for my generosity, I'll be taking half your wages.

PINK FLY: But it's better than the nothing you'd get otherwise, isn't it?

Just Girly Things 2.0 is up and chugging! A big thanks to PINK FLY and Sara for their hard work.
Topic set by KeeLee on Sun Nov 28 2010 12:08:05 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)

Jess: The walls are pink, now. So I'm happy.

Ella: Get it, girl!

<Sara has joined chat>

KeeLee: Hello, dear!

Jess: Oh, hi Sara.

Sara: hi.

Ella: Jess Step 2: we gotta get you furniture!

KeeLee: How are things?

Sara: fuck if i know.

<PANOPTICAN'T has joined chat>

PANOPTICAN'T: .tell PINK FLY "Check your email."

JGTBot: Got it! I'll let her know lickety-split!

<PANOPTICAN'T has quit chat>

KeeLee: What was that?

Sara: don't worry about it.

KeeLee: Are you alright, dear?

Sara: no, actually.

Sara: the past month sucked.

Sara: i got dumped by my date, i barely have enough to cover my meds, and you forced me to make a cult site.

Sara: the maw of it, actually

Sara: fucking hilarious, innit. a cult so shitty you have to brainwash your members.

Jess: Oh dear. I'm sorry, Sara.

Sara: fuck off. i wasted enough of my life on this shitty slice of the web.

Sara: i don't need any more of your fake "sympathy". everything you touch turns to pink, glittery shit. brainwashed, homophobic shit

Sara: you took everything from me. my pay, my dignity, my integrity, what little happiness i had left, and crushed it into a plastic, eye-searing paste. all i have left is sara, and i'll die before you get to take that too

Sara: goodbye. i hope all of you break this cult shit and live long, happy lives

Sara: but i'm not holding my breath.

<Sara has quit chat>

<KeeLee uploaded an image - BLACKFLYOTG.png>

KeeLee: Darn it.

KeeLee: Jess You were supposed to keep her, dear.

Jess: Sorry. I didn't know what to say.

KeeLee: I expect better from you, Jess. Don't you appreciate all I've done for you?

Jess: I'm sorry, KeeLee. I'll be better next time.

KeeLee: Thank you.

Welcome to my sidechat! A safe space for discussing anything at all!
Topic set by Jess on Mon Nov 22 2010 04:34:23 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)

Jess: /invite Sara

JGTBot: Invite could not be sent; Sara isn't online :<

Jess: :<

Jess: .tells Sara "I'm sorry."

Jess: "I didn't know things have been rough. Hoping they get better."

Jess: "About two minutes ago, I knew I wanted to say something, but it's hard. I don't know."

Jess: "JGT isn't for everyone. Obviously it's not for you. I get that. But there's good people there, people who've helped me carry on in the face of incredibly dark times. No matter your experience with Kee or Terry, there will always be someone that has your back."

Jess: "Actually, ignore that last line."

Jess: "I was hoping I could know you better. As a friend. You're lively and opinionated and strong and smart and everything I wish I could be. even the nights you came in drunk were some of the best times I've had on the JGT chat."

Jess: "I don't know. It doesn't have to be JGT. I just want to talk."

Jess: .tells

JGTBot: Got it! I'll send them lickety-split!

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