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Bickle Blickler

I was staring at the hyper realistic ground, while stylishly walking home.

by Kfm2001Posted May 8, 2026 · 15 min read

I was staring at the hyper realistic ground, while stylishly walking home.

I was the residential cool guy. Id shove nerds in lockers, do olleys over people, joke around in class, and more. The ladies loved me.

It was dark outside, the moon almost drew out my inner alpha wolf. But i kept my conposure, cause im that guy.

"Hello young man" a raspy voice wrung out from ahead with an almost gleeful tone.

I remember being startled for a moment. Who did this guy think he was? Approaching me at this hour.

It was what looked like a tall man with large eyes and grin, with lankey arms and legs, with a trench coat and hat.

"What are you doing out so late" he said not so stylishly, as my tone of course was way better.

I coursed my fingers through my moonlit white hair

"What do you want geezer" i said with a beautiful grin.

"I want-" it paused and opened its mouth and lurched over. Staying still.

I didnt take a step back, as i had no fear. I was unamused at this thing.

Crossing my arms with a visibly disrespected and annoyed look.

It then hit the griddy towards me with bloodshot eyes.

It was the most terrifying thing ive ever seen.

I ran back the way i came, my shoes pummeled the sidewalk. i like to imagine the sidewalk as a nerd so it makes me step on it harder.

"Get away from me you freak!" I yelled totally not girlishly!

It was coming from infront of me too, and from behind. It can duplicate itself!

I had to do one thing.

"AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" i howeled at the moon while playing ultra slowed, reverbed fonk on my phone at max volume.

My body began to epically transform into a beautiful werewolf with blue crystal eyes. I wont describe the process cause nobody understands an alpha like myself.

"Ah... a fine talent you are" the monster said nervously, stopping his griddy. "Your soul will be much harder to add to my collection... than the others"

I played some hyper realistic music and started doing a milly rocker.

"No!" The monster gasped and began to hit the griddy harder.

The aura emenating from it and its clone, and me was clashing. Causing the street and cars to crack and split.

The monster began to screech with hyper realistic blood coming from where its eyes used to be. Summoning ghost nerds from the shadows.

A bunch of nerds, average highschoolers i defeated in the past came back which murderous looks on their faces. Grasping knives.

"Oh no..." i gasped.

My werewolf form faded and i fell to the ground, running for my life.

"Holy shit, i didnt know these gamer nerds can respawn! Im gonna die!"

I can hear psycotic laughter as these guys came after me with knifes.

Amongst that crowd, was my arch nemisis.

Felix the looks maxxer. A guy who frame mogged me in our greatest battle in the Sereinn Highschool incident.

I managed to do the killing blow, but i guess this creature ressurected him! I only started these antics to get me and my family out of generational aura debt

These nerds were on either side of me, as more appeared from the bushes or houses ahead to run at me with knives i dodged of course, duh, i wouldnt be writing this story if i died!

"Stop him!" The monster caught up to me as i dodged the psycho nerds stylishly while moon walking.

I duck into the forest tumbling down a hill.

The next morning i was roaming the same street. Ready to see where the monster was.

It was gone. I received a letter on my school desk.

Dearest friend, Will Nenam

This isnt over yet. I wont rest until bickle blickler griddys all over your dead body, as i torment your aura farming soul with all the other school peers you killed.

Ill see you soon

All the best

-felix

I slammed my desk and threw it into the wall.

"Fuck he is gonna try and frame mog me!" I gasp and pant. Remembering how i barely survived with my aura in tact.

A note to whoevers reading this, never roam streets at night like me.

Part 2

Yesterday i encountered that thing. Bickel Blickler as Felix called it or whatever.

Ive been so nervous, cool kind of nervous. I open my blinds, i look outside. I lock my doors. I feel eyes watching me, i can hear the giggles of the nerds i bullied. Ever so near, yet out of reach.

"Shut up! Im tired of your laughter!"

I yelled with impeccable aura into the air. Only to be met with.... Silence of course.

"Ugh... fuck man. That dudes dancing game is strong, would i lose a fight against him?"

My fingers coursed through my hair roughly as i gripped my scalp. Thoughts that were racing through my mind slowed down...

"Nah, id win" i smiled as i went to the door and unlocked the top, bottom, middle locks, and undid the 5 chains that i had also installed.

Trust me. Those locks werent for my protection. It was to hold me back. Im serious!

I opened the door, the fresh smell of the night air blew in.

"Hello." The raspy voice was familiar, which made my heart race as i got grabbed by the shirt and thrown back into a wall. I left a hole in the wall from how hard it threw me.

"Fucking nerd! You know how much money i stole to fix that!"

I run forward, playing my fonk music.

"Awoooooooooooo!" I howeled. Yet nothing happened.

The monster crept inside. Slowly. His tall stature having to kneel before his elongated arms were pressed against the wall, his fingers digging into it.

"You thought that would work? On a cresent moon night"

He laughed and laughed and laughed. The world became more red, fog appeared outside. And screams began to fill the room.

Blood dripped from the ceiling, and the walls rattled. Blicklers voice began to change. It slowed and reverbed with a malice tinge on top.

"Face me... child..." "lets see what you look like as a new piece in my collection...."

I thought i was done for. I had to use my other techniques! He knew a weakness of mine! Fuck fuck... wait...

He is too tall to griddy in here. Meaning i have the advantage!

Bickel Blicker crawled at me.

"HAHAHAHAHA"

It was in this moment of fear. I reflected on my whole life dear reader.

I have something to get off my chest...

I. Will Nenam. Of the Raking clan. Was an Ex-nerd... i said it okay!

My fear of the griddy started in middle school, i failed the griddy, and my goofy ahh was bullied relentlessly for a year.

I met Felix the looks maxxer, and he defended me. Taught me his ways. We became great friends him and I.

I became the cool guy, and bullied everyone on my list... But my fears and past still haunt me.

The griddy fail. The laughter. The bullying. The time i couldve shook more change out of one brat! Oh the horrors...

The mans long sharp fingers slashed my torso, and i flew into the wall again. Causing more property damage...

"Hah......" i coughed up blood, and clenched my stomach.

"Time to use it." I say.

I put on young boy on blast, and started to hit the griddy...

"No! No no no!" Blickler cried."

"Youre horrified of the griddy! I need you tormented! Nenham Will!"

The creature busted through the roof and began to hit the griddy towards me.

Our two griddys collided. His aura was too high, it surpassed even mine! It was on purpose. He made me face my fears so i rememered all the generational aura debt!

I gasped.

Had i been defeated?

"Try to land on your feet..."

I was thrown outside, tumbling and turning on hard asfalt im sure the neighbors dogs probably shit on in routine.

Thank God... no shit... phew....

I wiped sweat from my brow.

The outside world was warped. The water turned to hyper realistic blood. The trees turned black and white, as a (red mist) sprinkled the area.

"Youre in my domain, nobody is coming to save you." His voice creaked and strained.

His eyes became more bloodshot, and his toothy grin widened even more. His fingers wiggled in anticipation, slowly forming into balled up fists.

"Play... the... music box..."

A sadistic nerd coated in blood walked up and placed a music box on the ground.

"Yes master, kick his ass will you" he said with a chuckle. With one finger press Judas by lady gaga began to play loudly.

"A dance fight?!" I said with excitement.

"No... a regular fight."

"Boring."

A crowd of kids from my highschool, including my crush was watching from afar, and so was his minions, and monsters he has created behind him.

This was shaping up to be the hardest fight ive ever had.

I was gonna have to go all out...

Just this once.

Part 3

The beat drops and we rush at eachother epicly. Trading blows. Punching and kicking. It was intense. I was originally going off my pure testostarone and addrenaline. But now...

I took off my custom designed white and light blue aura health ring, unleashing all my pent up aura i stored inside it!

What blickler didnt realize. What he didnt account for...

"After i was bullied in middle school i aura farmed with Felix for 6 years!"

I dumped every ounce of aura i gained into that ring. The reason i was so weak before.

My attacks grew stronger, and my movements were faster. Putting me toe to toe against blickler.

I dashed around him, after images floating around him as i readied to strike.

"HAHAHAHA" he laughed.

"Thats more like it!"

He grabs my head dragging me through my neighbors houses causing the areas property value to plumet to more affordable housing, and throwing me into a light post.

I rip out shards of metal from the post hurling them at the creature. Ripping threw his trench coat, one he blocks with a hand swipe.

"Is that all you got?" He growled.

"If i take my aura loss... and clash it with my aura gain. The two clash together unlocking new possabilites. The negative and positive energy equal out to main character energy!"

I say with a crazed smile. Blickler stood confused at what i was yapping about.

I touched my mid section, healing the giant bloody gash. Using a portion of my aura to do so.

"Lets try this again!" I say with a crack in my voice, excited and losing my sanity from how hyper realistic this fight was.

We clashed flying into the sky punching and kicking. He screamed making it rain blood harshly that formed into sharp crystaline spikes that stabbed me a few times.

I coughed hyper realistic blood.

"Aura blast! Monk mode" i chanted a blue blast of aura shot from my finger, vaporized the blood and blew a hole in the blood storm.

"What!?" He uttered before i decked him in the jaw, unleashed a few attacks before he regained footing.

He threw a punch so fast i blocked with my arms. We both fell to the ground, rolling on dog shit this time.

"Fuck thats so gross." Blickler said clutching his trench coat.

"I just hauntingly dry cleaned this..."

"My clean white hair! Nooooo" i yelled in agony.

We both began to remember were in this fight, rolling in our neighbors irresponsibility tanked both our aura levels.

I got punched in the gut and sent flying down the road onto my back.

I rolled out of the way as he landed, debris shot through the air.

"Fuck!" I yelped as i was rolling out of the way, his sharp ass claws stuck through the ground like butter, waiting to impale my ass.

"Beta repel, red" a red blast shot out of my finger, into his abdomen so hard he flew, rolling onto the asfalt infront of his minions, his trench coat was tattetered. And he had blood dripping from cuts and scraped around his body.

He was on his hands and knees.

"Will! You! DIE!" He screamed as the world turned black around us, red mist ushered in like a tidal wave as bone spikes shot up through the floor.

Blood shards rained from the sky and hundreds of skeletal harms reached out to grab me.

"Only felix knows this tecnique Blickler."

I began to float high into the sky, my aura completely released, shielding me from harm. Flowing throughout my body.

"I havent felt this good... in a long time. Since Felix first taught me the ways of aura."

I stood up straight in the air and began my final chant.

"Beta repel, red!"

"Aura blast, monk mode!"

The look of horror on Blicklers face as he shouted.

"Kill him! Quickly!" Blickler cried.

He ran towards me, throwing every bone spike he could. But it was too late.

The two auras mixed together and made something new...

"Hollow LEAN, full cup" i said with such epicness.

A maginisent purple blast, massive in size broke threw every skeleton, every projectile. It consumed everything in its wake.

Before hitting Blickler dead on...

As the smoke cleared......

Blicker lurched over, vommiting blood as his left arm, and part of his mid section had been deleted. But he was very much still alive.

"Fuck.... you damn... brat...." he coughed.

I laughed manically as i approached him. I lifted his chin up swiftly.

"Sorry pops, you may have beat my ass earlier, but look where you're at. My feet. Just like those nerds!" I said with psychotic glee.

Blickler looked up at me, his eyes were less bloodshot. He began to giggle

"Is that what you think?" He said softly.

Ending

I was disturbed by Blicker's words, looking around to see what he meant.

"What are you up to?" I asked with unease.

"Serinn, over here. Now." Blickler ordered. I slowly backed away as my highschool crush came towards us.

"Dont come near him!" I shouted, not like a beta white knight, as a real man protecting his future girl.

Before i knew it, Blickler grabbed my arm, and Serinn got slashed by a kitchen knife i owned, that he put in my hands.

Blickler got up and limped away, stopping before my classmates and his minions.

"What...?" I gasped. My lips quivered.

The sounds of police sirens echoed through the distance. A dozen cop cars showed up, with guns drawn. I dropped to my knees, the knife hitting the ground.

"You're under arrest kid. Put your hands behind your back!" He shouted.

As the beta cop read me my Miranda rights. I zoned out. What had even happened?

Then i saw it.

My crush smiled at me, her arms wrapped around Felix the looks maxxer.

"Im sorry Will, but he's the one i liked all along. You never had enough aura." She said, as Felix healed her wound from before.

"What do you mean Serinn! How did you know!?" I yelled, my voice strained from my lack of aura. I felt like a beta nerd from years back. My heart beat faster as my empire crumbled.

Felix chimed in.

"Well old friend, it looks like this school has its original king back in charge."

The students around him froze and shook in fear, kneeling before Felix the looksmaxxer. His aura was oppressive.

"No no no! This wasnt supposed to happen!" I cried. "I'm the cool guy still!"

Mr.Blicker healed himself as well.

"Well isnt this hilarious, ironic even. A bully such as yourself. A cool kid. The one who ruled the school. Your aura is gone, your crush doesnt like you, your friend took your place! And whats worse?" He cackled.

"You will be forgotten. You wont be missed." He hissed.

"And I'm not done tormenting you just yet... YOUR SOUL WILL BE MINE!"

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His laughter echoed into my mind, it was traumatizing. As everyone walked away from the scene. Only Blickler remained with Felix. Having given him my ultra rare secret edition minecraft piggy bank! He took the 100 benjamins i took from the nerd taxation!

"That's my money!" I grunt and struggle. "You'll pay for this Blickler!"

The cops put me into the car. Before they shut the door i shouted.

"This isnt over yet!" I said defiantly with a cocky smile. "This school is mine!"

And just like that. I had lost everything, and every one. My savings were gone. I don't even know where i am going to. Will i ever get back to my school? Who even was I? Had i gone too far?

My identity was in shambles. My life upended.

Bickel Blickler. Had won the game...

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