Audio Log From December 24th, 2010

Date of Log: December 24th, 2010.
Purpose: Documentation relating to SCP-055 testing.
Subject: Dr. Jeremiah Cimmerian
Transcription Method: Digital

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This is Dr. Cimmerian, and this is document 55-C-13. I am attempting to recall information relating to uh… SCP-055. Now. I remember that it is… uh… shit. Ok. Well that's pretty much what we expected. It seems like we can't talk about it and we can't write about it.

Though… Actually. I wonder if we could sing about it.

It's worth a shot…

Um… Well it's Christmas.

"You know Statues and Lizards and
Eldritch Places,
Reality shapers,
And endless staircases,
But do you recall.
The most dangerous item of all.

SCP Fifty Five is,
Impossible to describe,
What was I gonna say next?
Oh right Fifty Five.

All of the other objects,
Are dangerous in their own way,
The thing about this one is that…
What was I about to say?

Shit.

Despite foggy memories,
I know it's not a sphere,
We can remember what it's not,
But not a sphere is all we've got,

And this you simply must know,
If it ever does get out,
SCP Fifty Five will…
Wait. What was I talking about?"

Oh. God damn it. End Log.