Site News is proud to announce the grand opening of Spicy Crust Pizza! Despite previously being a writing website, SCP staff has decided to pivot the platform to the art of making delicious pizzas with perfect crusts and melty cheesy toppings. Located in the city center of the Three Portlands, this new pizza chain is sure to be a great restaurant to bring the whole site to. Here we have an interview with several staff members of Spicy Crust Pizza as to why they opened the restaurant and why it’s a great place to go for a delicious dinner.

What made you decide to switch from writing to pizza making?

Uncle Tortellini: I was reading some articles for fun, and I noticed that the SCP wiki had a food tag. As I browsed the food tag, I just got hungrier and hungrier, and I decided to make a pizza. Everything else came naturally after that. Founding an entire pizza restaurant was just the logical next step.

What are your most popular toppings?

SynthPizza: We have plenty of popular toppings, such as Anchovies^12 and Fly Pepperoni, but our most popular topping has to be pizza itself. Inspired by several infinite SCPs, it’s where we use other pizzas as a topping, and those pizzas have pizza as a topping as well. This pattern continues to infinity. Despite being impossible for the human mind to comprehend, our readers customers can’t get enough of them!

Do you serve any food other than pizza?

AnkySalami: Every pizza comes with a free side of delicious Ariadne’s Garlic Bread! Additionally, after every 1000 pizzas we make, we hold a contest to add a new item to our menu. The winner gets their creation added to our selection and a coupon for 20% off their next purchase!

What are your thoughts on the other pizza restaurants in the area?

Pepperismal: They just can’t compare to Spicy Crust Pizza! I downvoted them and wrote a comment on their menu with my critique.

Thank you all for your time! I’ll be sure to stop by the next time I get a hankering for delicious pizza.

Please note that no anomalies are allowed inside the restaurant except trained service anomalies.

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